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Reese Witherspoon Quotes

Total quotes: 57
“I dread reading scripts that have no women involved in their creation because inevitably I get to that part where the girl turns to the guy, and she says, "What do we do now?!" 

Do you know any woman in any crisis situation who has absolutely no idea what to do? I mean, don't they tell people in crisis, even children, "If you're in trouble, talk to a woman." It's ridiculous that a woman wouldn't know what to do.”
— Reese Witherspoon, Reese Witherspoon's Moving Speech at Glamour's Women of the Year: "Like Elle Woods, I Do Not Like to be Underestimated."
“You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.”
— Reese Witherspoon, Sweet Home Alabama
Tagged: Movies, Relationships, Love
“You're the first boy I ever kissed, Jake, and I want you to be the last.”
— Melanie Carmichael, Sweet Home Alabama
Tagged: Sweet Home Alabama, First Love
“Professor: You file the claim. What next? Ms. Woods?

Elle Woods: Does she need to have evidence? Meaning you need.... a reason to believe your claim should have, like, evidentiary support.”
— Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Relationships seem too distracting. I'd rather concentrate on my studies.”
— Annette Hargrove, Cruel Intentions
Tagged: Relatoinships, distracting, studies, Education And Democracy
“[after Warner asks her out after the trial] But if I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.”
— Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
Tagged: Partner, Law Firm, Boyfriend, Bonehead
“It is a beautiful thing to know your actions can affect another person's life.”
— Elena Richardson, Little Fires Everywhere, Season 1: The Spark
Tagged: help, impact, Life
“After all we've been through, I just thought that maybe we should clear the air.”
— Elena Richardson, Little Fires Everywhere, Season 1: Duo
Tagged: Clear the Air , come clean, Relationship
“Unless the defendent attempted to contact every one night stand to determine if the child resulted in those unions. He has no parental claim over this child whatsoever. Why now? Why this sperm?”
— Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.

Professor Callahan: You’ve just won your case.”
— Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
Tagged: masturbation, Sperm, reckless abandonment
“Elle: I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life. [someone whistles at her] I object!”
— Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
Tagged: legal jargon, i object, Objection
“Emmett: I can’t believe you just called me a butthead. I don’t think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade.

Elle: Maybe not to your face.”
— Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
Tagged: butthead, say it to my face
“Journalism can be so prescribed, you know? But I find comfort in the who, what, where.”
— Elena Richardson, Little Fires Everywhere, Season 1: The Spark
Tagged: Journalism, Comfort, who, what, where
“It's just funny because the one time I completely failed at something, I had more fun than I'd ever had in my life.”
— Dr. Elizabeth Masterson, Just Like Heaven
Tagged: failed, Life, Fun, Reflection
“I want everybody to close their eyes and think of a dirty word, like a really dirty word. Now open your eyes. Was any of your words ambition? I didn't think so.”
— Reese Witherspoon, Reese Witherspoon's Moving Speech at Glamour's Women of the Year: "Like Elle Woods, I Do Not Like to be Underestimated."
“And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.”
— Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
Tagged: Cameron Diaz, Angora Sweater, Heinous, Disturbed, Fred Segal
“I take motherhood for granted sometimes. That they'll love you forever. That they'll love you at all.”
— Elena Richardson, Little Fires Everywhere, Season 1: Seeds and All
Tagged: Motherhood, Granted , Love, Forever
“Bill: You are becoming completely unraveled. 

Elena: I am completely raveled.”
— Elena Richardson, Little Fires Everywhere, Season 1: Duo
Tagged: Raveled , Fight, crazy
“Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?

Elle: What? Like it’s hard?”
— Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
Tagged: Harvard Law, Dunning Kruger
“If I catch you driving and texting again I will find your mother and I will throw this at her.”
— Madeline Mackenzie, Big Little Lies, Season 1: Somebody's Dead
Tagged: Texting, Texting and Driving
“I am a lady and I’ve never said this to anybody in my entire life but I’m gonna say it to you: You can go fuck yourself on the head.”
— Madeline Mackenzie, Big Little Lies, Season 1: Serious Mothering
Tagged: Screw You, Disses, Very Angry
“Elle Woods: And for that matter, all masturbatory omissions where he was not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment.

Professor: I believe you've just one your case.”
— Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Construction Worker: [Whistles]

Elle Woods: Ugh, I object!”
— Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes, Funny Moments
“Going to harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back!”
— Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“It has come to my attention that the maintance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin to generic.”
— Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes, Funny Moments
“Elle: These aren’t last season!

[looks down, gasps, runs back into courtroom]

Elle: He’s gay! Enrique is gay!”
— Elle Woods, Legally Blonde
Tagged: Fashion, gay
“My life in New York works, Jake. But then I come down here... and this fits too.”
— Melanie Carmichael, Sweet Home Alabama
Tagged: Sweet Home Alabama, First Love
“Melanie: It's funny how things don't turn out.

Jake: It's funny how they do. ”
— Melanie, Jake, Sweet Home Alabama
Tagged: Sweet Home Alabama, First Love
“The truth is I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart, and I never really got it back.”
— Melanie Carmichael, Sweet Home Alabama
Tagged: Sweet Home Alabama, First Love
“Say cheeeeeeeese!!! (Can we send in an emoticon request to the internet wizards for a block of cheese? I'm thinking Swiss. Agree?)”
— Reese Witherspoon
Tagged: Best Captions of Instagram, best instagram captions, funniest instagram captions, Celebrities, Instagram, Selfies, selfielove
“I gave my heart away a long time ago and the truth is I never really got it back.”
— Melanie Smooter, Sweet Home Alabama
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Best Movie Quotes, Romantic Quotes
“Melanie: Why would you want to marry me for, anyhow?

Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.”
— Melanie, Jake, Sweet Home Alabama
Tagged: Sweet Home Alabama, First Love
“You lost the privilege of being you when you set your hair on fire.”
— Elena Richardson, Little Fires Everywhere, Season 1: The Spark
Tagged: Priviledge, Fire, hair, rebel
“You shouldn't let those girls write a story for you.”
— Elena Richardson, Little Fires Everywhere, Season 1: Seventy Cents
Tagged: bully, Story, Control
“It's like, one day, you wake up and it's settled.”
— Elena Richardson, Little Fires Everywhere, Season 1: Duo
Tagged: Life, settled, determined, time flies
“I just wonder if you ever look back at your life and have regrets.”
— Elena Richardson, Little Fires Everywhere, Season 1: Duo
Tagged: Regrets, Life, Look Back
“You see, you can't interfere with destiny. That's why it's destiny.”
— Tracy Enid Flick, Election
Tagged: Destiny, Fate
“This is my apartment. These are my sheets. That's my nightstand.”
— Dr. Elizabeth Masterson, Just Like Heaven
Tagged: apartment, Sheet, Nightstand
“If you want to live in this house, you have to live by my rules.”
— Elena Richardson, Little Fires Everywhere, Season 1: Duo
Tagged: House, live, Rules, Strict
“People shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love.”
— Annette Hargrove, Cruel Intentions
Tagged: Sex, Love
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