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Neil Cuthbert Quotes

Total quotes: 61
“Winnie: Why was I cursed with such idiots sisters?

Sarah: Just lucky I guess.”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Dumb Family, sisterhood, Sisters
“Oh look, another glorious morning. Makes me sick!”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Morning, Sick
“Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Torture, Misandry
“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: full moon, Weirdos
“Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years.”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Witch Life, Witches
“A virgin lit the candle.”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Virgins
“Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: teenagers
“You know I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one…on toast!”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Cannibalism, Infanticide, Children
“Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Unfaithful, wormy
“Master: They called me master.

Master's Wife: Oh, really? Well. wait until you see what I'm gonna call you!”
— Master, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Threats, Master, Dominance
“[to Winifred] It doesn't matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: sold your soul, young, Old, ugly
“Jenny: [singing and laughing] I put a spell on you.

Dave: And I thought L.A. was a party town.”
— Jenny Dennison, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Screamin' Jay Hawkins, I Put a Spell on you, LA, Party Town
“[Sarah is pushed onto the "black river", but lands straight up]
Sarah: 'Tis firm! 'Tis firm as stone!

Winifred Sanderson: Why, it's a road!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: road, Firm
“Mmm, mmm, mmm! I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!”
— Bus Driver, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: ice pack, Lust, Fever
“Master's Wife: Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating?

Winifred Sanderson: We'll be younger in the morning.

Master's Wife: Yeah, sure, me, too.”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Old, Ageism, Broads, trick or treating
“Billy Butcherson: Go to hell!

Winifred Sanderson: Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Hell, Go to Hell
“[Exiting the clay oven where they were lured by a learn-to-speak French tape] Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre.”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: french lessons
“Max: What happened?

Dani: [disgusted, readjusting her witch's hat] A virgin lit the candle.”
— Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: virgin, Candle, Witches
“Come little children, I'll take thee away / Into a land of enchantment / Come little children, the times come to play / Here in my garden of magic.”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: land of enchantment, Magic, Garden
“Sarah: What is this place?

Mary Sanderson: It reeks of children!

Winifred Sanderson: It is a prison for children.”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Children, Prison, reeks
“Jay: Oh man, how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late?

Winifred Sanderson: [Winnie, Sarah and Mary stop, turn and glare at the boys] Chicks?”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Chicks, Misogyny, late
“Dani: You saved my life.

Max: I had to. I'm your big brother.

Dani: I love you, jerkface.

Max: I love you, too.”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: lifesaver, Big Brother, jerkface, I Love You
“Max: [looking at the salt can] Well, what does it say?

Allison: Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.

Max: And what about new boyfriends?”
— Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: magic spells, Witches, Old Boyfriends, zombies
“Sarah: I am alive!

Winifred Sanderson: Damn that boy, he's tricked us again.

Mary Sanderson: Oh, you're right, you're always right.

Winifred Sanderson: [Interjects] It's my curse, that and you two! Get off me, you thundering oafs!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: alive, tricked, oafs
“Oh, I’ve been there, thank you.  I found it quite lovely.”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Hell, lovely
“This is…this is terribly uncomfortable.”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Uncomfortable
“Hi!  Hello Billy!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: hello
“My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow's Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine! [All three witches cackle]”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Witches, Moon, Halloween, all hallow's eve, Salem
“Dani: You're my kitty now. You'll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you'll only hunt mice for fun.

Voice of Thackery Binx: You're going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.

Dani: [giggles] You betcha.”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: kitty, tuna fish, Mice, house cats
“Dead man's toe! Dead man's toe! Dead! Dead! Dead!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: dead man's toe, dead
“My lucky rat tail!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: lucky rat tail
“Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Idiot, Sisters
“Oh, cheese and crust! He's lost his head! Damn that Thackery Binx!”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: cheese and crust, fake swearing
“I am calm!!!”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Calm Down
“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus!”
— Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: hocus pocus, when they say the title in the movie
“I smell children!”
— Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Children, Smell
“I am beautiful! Boys will love me!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: So Pretty!, Pretty Witches!
“STOOOOOOOOOP!”
— Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
“I suggest we form a calming circle.”
— Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: calming circle
“Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Cursed, Idiot, Sisters
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