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|AKA:||Mike Myers, Brawn Myers|
|Birthday:||May 25, 1963|
|Birthplace:||Scarborough, Toronto, Canada|
|Nationality:||United Kingdom, Canada, United States Of America, México, Uruguay, Peru, Denmark, Culo|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Voice Actor, Film Director|
AKA: Mike Myers, Brawn Myers
Birthday: May 25, 1963
Birthplace: Scarborough, Toronto, Canada
Nationality: United Kingdom, Canada, United States Of America, México, Uruguay, Peru, Denmark, Culo
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Voice Actor, Film Director
Religion: Protestantism, Protestantismo
Cowboy: That's right buddy you show that turd who's boss.”
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes... No.
Donkey: They make you cry?
Austin Powers: I don't know baby I never looked.”
Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.”
Puss: Allow me to explain. You see when a man loves a woman, a powerful urge sweeps over him.
Shrek: I know how it happened!!”
Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.”
Austin Powers: I have an idea baby why don't we shag?
Austin Powers: Sure baby we're only up to Chapter 11 in the Kama Sutra.”
Fat Bastard: Maybe? It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end. Let's have a smell alright. Ohh wafting, wafting. Ohh everyone likes their own brand, this is magic. Alright analysis... It smells like carrots and throws up. Ohh that could gag a maggot. I smell like hot sick ass in a dead carcass. Ohh even stink would say that stinks. You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell cooking on each floor and you go what are they cooking? That, plus crap.”