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Ace Ventura: New England clam chowder.
Woodstock: Is that the red or the white?
Ace Ventura: Ah, I can never remember that. White.”
Donkey: They stink?
Shrek: Yes... No.
Donkey: They make you cry?
Puss: Allow me to explain. You see when a man loves a woman, a powerful urge sweeps over him.
Shrek: I know how it happened!!”
Ray Finkles Mom: [Pulls out shotgun]
Ace Ventura: And a clean pair of shorts.”
Fat Bastard: Maybe? It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end. Let's have a smell alright. Ohh wafting, wafting. Ohh everyone likes their own brand, this is magic. Alright analysis... It smells like carrots and throws up. Ohh that could gag a maggot. I smell like hot sick ass in a dead carcass. Ohh even stink would say that stinks. You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell cooking on each floor and you go what are they cooking? That, plus crap.”
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