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Michael Richards Quotes
AKA: | Michael Richards |
Birthday: | July 24, 1949 |
Birthplace: | Culver City, California, United States |
Educated At: | California Institute Of The Arts |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Actor, Actor Y Cantante, Television Actor Poterie |
Total quotes: 103
Michael Richards
BirthnameAKA: Michael Richards
Birthday: July 24, 1949
Birthplace: Culver City, California, United States
Educated At: California Institute Of The Arts
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Actor, Actor Y Cantante, Television Actor Poterie
Total quotes: 103
“Now see, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies, sitting around, chewing gum, huh?”
“Do? Do? Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, the way I've always done and the way I'll always do it.”
Tagged:
Vagueness
“The pig man! I saw a pig man! He was just lying there and then he woke up. He looked up at me and made this horrible sound.”
Tagged:
Pig Man
“So I'm sitting there with Woody and I say, I turn to him and I go, ‘Boy, these pretzels are making me thirsty.’”
Tagged:
Woody Allen
“Could you do me a favor? If you see a guy that's five-foot-eleven, he's got, uh, a big head and flared nostrils, tell him his friend's going to be right back, OK?”
Tagged:
Caricatures
“Your Nana is missing because she's been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people.”
Tagged:
Bank Fraud, Bad Checks
“Look, honey, I know you're trying to get Lloyd to notice you, but this is too much. Parading around in a wet T-shirt.”
Tagged:
Wet T-Shirt Contest, seduction
“My friend Bob Sacamano had shock treatments. But his synapses were so large, it had no effect.”
Tagged:
Mental Illness, Shock Treatment
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