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Michael Patrick King

Michael Patrick King

Birthname

AKA Michael King

Birthday September 14, 1954

Birthplace Scranton, Pennsylvania, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Screenwriter

Total quotes (38)

Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and you're never really sure you got the right answer.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 1: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys

Simile Examples new york times crossword puzzle Tricky Complicated right answer

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Charlotte: We are having Trey's sperm tested.

Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?

— Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon), Sex and the City, Season 4: Belles of the Balls

Sassy Sperm School

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Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives?

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 4: I Heart NY

Mistakes Fate Destiny shape Lives

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Samantha: If I had a son, I'd teach him all about sex.

Carrie: If you had a son, we'd call Social Services!

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 2: They Shoot Single People, Don't They?

Son Teaching Social Services

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Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called 'who will die miserable.'

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 3: Easy Come, Easy Go

Contest Ex Die Miserable

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Sometimes, I would buy Vogue instead of dinner. I just felt it fed me more.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 4: The Real Me

Vogue Feed Dinner food Filling

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There comes a point in every relationship when romance gives way to reality.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 1: The Drought

Relationship romance Reality

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After he left I cried for a week. And then I realized that I do have faith. Faith in myself.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 1: Oh Come All Ye Faithful

Cried Left Faith Myself strength

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I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love.'

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 6: An American Girl In Paris (Part Deux)

Sex And The City Love

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Can you make a mistake and miss your fate?

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 4: I Heart NY

Mistakes Fate Miss Questions

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Isn’t that what you couples do? Support each other’s silly dreams?

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 3: No Ifs, Ands, or Butts

Couples support Silly Dreams

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Everywhere I looked, people were standing in two's. It was like Noah's upper west side rent-controlled ark.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 1: Bay of Married Pigs

couple pair Noah's ark Upper West Side Simile Examples

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Charlotte treated marriage like a sorority she was desperately hoping to pledge.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 1: Bay of Married Pigs

Marriage Simile Examples sorority Pledge

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How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts.

— Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon), Sex and the City, Season 2: Take Me Out to the Ballgame

Smart Women boyfriends Simile Examples bank accounts

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After we made love I knew it was over. Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable?

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 2: La Douleur Exquise!

Love Sex Addicted Pain Wanting

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I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 4: The Good Fight

Starbucks Writing moved in realization

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Samantha: No smoking in bars? What's next, no fucking in bars?

Miranda: Well, first there would have to be a no-fucking section.

— Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon), Sex and the City, Season 6: To Market, to Market

smoking bars Sex section

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Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 5: Anchors Away

Sex And The City Life Love

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When did being alone become the modern-day equivalent of being a leper? Will Manhattan restaurants soon be divided up into sections -- smoking, non-smoking, single, non-single?

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 2: They Shoot Single People, Don't They?

Alone Single leper Restaurants

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Charlotte: No purses! There's no time for purses! This is gown-specific!

Miranda: What's your theme again? A Nazi wedding?

— Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon), Sex and the City, Season 3: Running With Scissors

Bride wedding bridezilla dress Theme Sassy Nazi

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We keep dresses we’ll never wear again, but we throw away our ex-boyfriends.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 2: Ex and the City

dresses throw boyfriends Ex-Boyfriends

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The hard thing about fighting in relationships is that there’s no referee. There’s no one to tell you which comments are below the belt. As a result, someone usually gets hurt.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 4: The Good Fight

referee comments hurt Fighting Relationships

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Samantha: I've got something to make you feel better.

Carrie: Oh! Dildos before 10 am! I'm all perked up!

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 3: Escape from New York

surprise Package dildos perked up sarcastic

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Miranda: Twenty dollars for a hamburger. Oh, that's reasonable.

Samantha: Pathetic! When I moved to this neighborhood, the only thing that cost twenty dollars was a hand job from a tranny.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 6: To Market, to Market

twenty dollars food Pricey cost Hand Job

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Charlotte: Samantha, your face is glowing. Did you get a facial or something?

Samantha: I masturbated all afternoon.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 4: The Agony and the 'Ex'-tacy

face Glowing facial masturbated orgasm

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