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Michael Patrick King

Michael Patrick King

Birthname

AKA Michael King

Birthday September 14, 1954

Birthplace Scranton, Pennsylvania, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Screenwriter

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Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives?

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 4: I Heart NY

Mistakes Fate Destiny shape Lives

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Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and you're never really sure you got the right answer.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 1: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys

Simile Examples new york times crossword puzzle Tricky Complicated right answer

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Charlotte: We are having Trey's sperm tested.

Miranda: Is it not doing well in school?

— Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon), Sex and the City, Season 4: Belles of the Balls

Sassy Sperm School

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Sometimes, I would buy Vogue instead of dinner. I just felt it fed me more.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 4: The Real Me

Vogue Feed Dinner food Filling

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Samantha: If I had a son, I'd teach him all about sex.

Carrie: If you had a son, we'd call Social Services!

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 2: They Shoot Single People, Don't They?

Son Teaching Social Services

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Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called 'who will die miserable.'

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 3: Easy Come, Easy Go

Contest Ex Die Miserable

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There comes a point in every relationship when romance gives way to reality.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 1: The Drought

Relationship romance Reality

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After he left I cried for a week. And then I realized that I do have faith. Faith in myself.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 1: Oh Come All Ye Faithful

Cried Left Faith Myself strength

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I’m looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, consuming, can’t-live-without-each-other love.'

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 6: An American Girl In Paris (Part Deux)

Sex And The City Love

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Can you make a mistake and miss your fate?

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 4: I Heart NY

Mistakes Fate Miss Questions

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Isn’t that what you couples do? Support each other’s silly dreams?

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 3: No Ifs, Ands, or Butts

Couples support Silly Dreams

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Everywhere I looked, people were standing in two's. It was like Noah's upper west side rent-controlled ark.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 1: Bay of Married Pigs

couple pair Noah's ark Upper West Side Simile Examples

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Charlotte treated marriage like a sorority she was desperately hoping to pledge.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 1: Bay of Married Pigs

Marriage Simile Examples sorority Pledge

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How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts.

— Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon), Sex and the City, Season 2: Take Me Out to the Ballgame

Smart Women boyfriends Simile Examples bank accounts

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After we made love I knew it was over. Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable?

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 2: La Douleur Exquise!

Love Sex Addicted Pain Wanting

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I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 4: The Good Fight

Starbucks Writing moved in realization

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Samantha: No smoking in bars? What's next, no fucking in bars?

Miranda: Well, first there would have to be a no-fucking section.

— Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon), Sex and the City, Season 6: To Market, to Market

smoking bars Sex section

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We keep dresses we’ll never wear again, but we throw away our ex-boyfriends.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 2: Ex and the City

dresses throw boyfriends Ex-Boyfriends

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The hard thing about fighting in relationships is that there’s no referee. There’s no one to tell you which comments are below the belt. As a result, someone usually gets hurt.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 4: The Good Fight

referee comments hurt Fighting Relationships

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Samantha: I've got something to make you feel better.

Carrie: Oh! Dildos before 10 am! I'm all perked up!

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 3: Escape from New York

surprise Package dildos perked up sarcastic

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Miranda: Twenty dollars for a hamburger. Oh, that's reasonable.

Samantha: Pathetic! When I moved to this neighborhood, the only thing that cost twenty dollars was a hand job from a tranny.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 6: To Market, to Market

twenty dollars food Pricey cost Hand Job

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Maybe the past is like an anchor holding us back. Maybe you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be.

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 5: Anchors Away

Sex And The City Life Love

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When did being alone become the modern-day equivalent of being a leper? Will Manhattan restaurants soon be divided up into sections -- smoking, non-smoking, single, non-single?

— Carrie Bradshaw (Sarah Jessica Parker), Sex and the City, Season 2: They Shoot Single People, Don't They?

Alone Single leper Restaurants

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Charlotte: No purses! There's no time for purses! This is gown-specific!

Miranda: What's your theme again? A Nazi wedding?

— Miranda Hobbes (Cynthia Nixon), Sex and the City, Season 3: Running With Scissors

Bride wedding bridezilla dress Theme Sassy Nazi

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Charlotte: Samantha, your face is glowing. Did you get a facial or something?

Samantha: I masturbated all afternoon.

— Samantha Jones (Kim Cattrall), Sex and the City, Season 4: The Agony and the 'Ex'-tacy

face Glowing facial masturbated orgasm

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