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Owen: They're dinosaurs. Wow enough.
Claire: Not according to our focus groups. The Indominus rex makes us relevant again.
Owen: [chuckling] The Indominus rex?
Claire: We needed something scary and easy to pronounce. You should hear a four-year-old try to say 'Archeaornithomimus.'
Owen: You should hear you try to say it.”
Claire: Excuse me? I never wanted a second date.
Owen: Who prints out an itinerary for a night out?
Claire: I'm an organized person.
Owen: What kind of diet doesn't allow tequila?
Claire: All of them, actually. And what kind of a man shows up to a date in board shorts?
Owen: It's Central America. It's hot.”
Miranda: I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.”
Shawn: Actually, it's diet whoop-ass.”
Well, nothing tastes as good as being alive either.”
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