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Megan Mullally Quotes
Birthday: | November 12, 1958 |
Birthplace: | Los Angeles, California, United States |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Dancer, Ballet Dancer |
Spouse: | Nick Offerman |
Total quotes: 27
Megan Mullally
BirthnameBirthday: November 12, 1958
Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, United States
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Dancer, Ballet Dancer
Spouse: Nick Offerman
Total quotes: 27
“Honey, my catchphrase is: 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.”
Tagged:
Beer, Alcoholism
“OK, Rule number 1: Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.”
Tagged:
Drinking, Alcoholism
“I guess I could get rid of Pastry Chef. He makes these weird brownies that don't make me paranoid.”
“I've been like a mother to that girl. I've locked her in her room, told her she was fat, and once I even left her in a store!”
Tagged:
mother, parental abuse
“Oh honey, that's just a saying, like 'Ooh. That sounds like fun'... or 'I love you.’”
Tagged:
saying, I Love You
“I've got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!”
Tagged:
Alcoholism, pill addiction
“Honey, it's a waste of time. Like exercise. Or reading to your kids.”
Tagged:
Time Wasters, Exercise
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