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Megan Mullally

Megan Mullally

Birthname

Birthday November 12, 1958

Birthplace Los Angeles, California, United States

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Television Actor, Film Actor, Singer, Dancer, Ballet Dancer

Spouse Nick Offerman

Characters Portrayed

Karen Walker

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Would you like me to preheat the oven or you wanna just dive right in?

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 6: Heart Like A Wheelchair

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That’s like saying Pradas are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage!

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 2: Whose Mom Is It Anyway?

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I've been like a mother to that girl. I've locked her in her room, told her she was fat, and once I even left her in a store!

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 6: Flip-Flop (2)

mother parental abuse

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You'll do it like every self-respecting woman does. Get on your back, point your heels to Jesus and think of handbags.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 8: The Finale, Part I

revenge sex rebound handbags Anti-Christian

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Oh, kids ruin everything. I mean, look at the stitching on this. You cannot trust a ten-year-old to do a good hidden button.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 4: Grace In The Hole

kids Stitching Prissy Dismissive

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Wow, ten years of game night. What a milestone. Maybe you should celebrate with a suicide pact.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 8: Steams Like Old Times

Game Night Suicide Pact insults

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I guess I could get rid of Pastry Chef. He makes these weird brownies that don't make me paranoid.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 7: The Fabulous Baker Boy

pastry chef Pot Brownies Paranoid

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Honey, I've always said, if your genitals are on the outside, you're hiding something on the inside.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 3: Lows In The Mid-Eighties (1)

Anti-Male genitals

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Desperate times call for desperate measures. It's time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air!

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 1: Where There's A Will, There's No Way

desperate times desperate measures

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I want a man who can make a woman feel like a girl. And who can make that girl feel like a slut. And who can make that slut feel like a woman.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 5: ...And the Horse He Rode In On

Slut Woman Girl Man

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Oh my God, how can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 3: Cheaters (1)

Orange Juice Hangover Alcoholism

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Oh honey, that's just a saying, like 'Ooh. That sounds like fun'... or 'I love you.’

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 3: Crazy In Love

saying I Love You

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Honey, my catchphrase is: 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 7: From Queer To Eternity

Beer Alcoholism

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OK, Rule number 1: Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 3: Girl Trouble

Drinking Alcoholism

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We talked, we laughed, he walked me home. He was such a gentleman. He opened the door for me, I opened my shirt for him.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 5: Field Of Queens

Flirting Gentleman Topless

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Honey, I've always said if your genitals are on the outside, you're hiding something on the inside.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 3: Lows In The Mid-Eighties (1)

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He's taking me to Cancun for a week. Maybe I'll take some jeans and trade 'em for a new maid.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 8: Love is in the Airplane

cancun human slavery bourgeois arrogance

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I've got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 5: Leo Unwrapped

Alcoholism pill addiction

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Honey, it's a waste of time. Like exercise. Or reading to your kids.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 2: Girls, Interrupted

Time Wasters Exercise

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Why don't you save your anger for the bedroom, where it belongs?

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 3: Three's A Crowd, Six Is A Freak Show

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Husbands come and go, but the Chanel slingback is forever.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 2: Sweet & Sour Charity

husbands Chanel Materialism

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I'm too tired to slap you; would you bash your face against my palm?

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 4: Something Borrowed, Someone's Due (2)

Domestic Violence Fatigue

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I'm gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 4: Hocus Focus

mood elevators Anger

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You say potato, I say vodka.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 4: Past & Presents

Potato vodka Alcoholism

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I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man!

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 5: Homojo

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Well, you're all boring and I'm fun.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 3: Lows In The Mid-Eighties (1)

Boring Fun insults

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Light beer? What's next, non-addictive painkillers?

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 6: I Do (1)

light beer lightweight painkillers

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Karen: You wouldn't happen to have a breath mint, would you?

Lady: Why, yes, I do. It's in my purse.

Karen: Well, pop it! It's not doing you any good in there!

Lady: How offensive!

Karen: Honey, it's your breath, not mine.

— Karen Walker (Megan Mullally), Will & Grace, Season 3: Cheaters (1)

breath mint halitosis bad breath Rude offiensive

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