“HGTV, at its most basic level, sells fantasies about domestic life, suggesting they’re attainable through material means.”— Kelly Faircloth, jezebel.com
“Doctor: Do you take anything for depression? Judy Garland: Four husbands. It didn’t work.”— Tom Edge, Judy Garland, Renée Zellweger, imdb.com
“Hang onto your husbands, girls.”— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Gillian Owens, Nicole Kidman, imdb.com
“You know, I broke my first rule with you. Never date a woman whose husband's named The Butcher.”— Mitch Glazer, Stevie Evans, Steven Strait, imdb.com
“Great. She brings home a sword. If you ask me, she should've brought home a man.”— Rita Hsiao, Grandmother Fa (voice), June Foray, imdb.com
“Blair Warner: My mother's made a date with her latest conquest, Justin Branch. He's a married man! I never want to hear 'like mother, like daughter' again. Edna Garrett: Oh, but Blair, your mother and Mr. Branch are old friends. They're having an innocent reunion. Blair Warner: I've lost three fathe…”— Jerry Mayer, Blair Warner, Lisa Whelchel, imdb.com
“Husbands come and go, but the Chanel slingback is forever.”— Gail Lerner, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com
“I’ve received hundreds of responses to my ad seeking a husband, and they all say the exact same thing: ‘Take mine, please.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“People want to believe they know other people. Parents want to believe they know their kids. Wives want to believe they know their husbands.”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com
“Rose, he left me 38 years later for a stewardess that he met on a business trip to Hawaii. It was her first flight. They said, 'On arrival, give the passengers a lei.' She got confused, he got lucky, and they now live on Maui.”— Susan Harris, Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Bea Arthur, imdb.com
“'I wonder if any other girl thinks her father the best man in the world!' 'Nonsense, child; you'll think your husband better.' 'Impossible...'”— George Eliot, Mary, amazon.com
“When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands.”— Sheryl Sandberg, amazon.com
“One should never marry a man who doesn’t own a decent set of scissors. That would be my advice. It leads to bad things.”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com
“You don't ever want to be the wife who keeps her husband from playing poker - you don't ever want to be the shrew with the curlers and the rolling pin. So you swallow your disappointment and say okay.”— Gillian Flynn, amazon.com