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Mark Hentemann Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“What they do turns out to be alright, it's what you're about to do that unleashes utter bedlam!”
— Stewie Griffin, Family Guy, Season 10: Back to the Pilot
Tagged: Sassy, Snarky, Snark, Unleashing Bedlam
“Lois, this family believes in the Easter bunny. He died for our sins in that helicopter crash.”
— Peter Griffin, Family Guy, Season 8: Family Goy
Tagged: easter, Religion, easter bunny
“[Speaking to Stewie as he's brought home from the hospital] Well it's up to you buddy. Save this marriage.”
— Peter Griffin, Family Guy, Season 11: Yug Ylimaf
Tagged: Saving Marriage, Marriage, Snark
“I don't know what I'm doin' here. I was just lookin' for the can.”
— Peter Griffin, Family Guy, Season 10: Back to the Pilot
Tagged: I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here, Need The Bathroom
“Oh, I know it hurts now Brian, but look at the bright side, you have some new material for that novel you've been writing. You know, the...the novel you've been working on. You know, the...the one, uh, you been working on for three years. You know, the... the novel.”
— Stewie Griffin, Family Guy, Season 4: Brian the Bachelor
Tagged: novel, Writing, SASS
“Stewie Griffin: Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Momma? Momma? Momma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? Mommy? Momma? Momma? Momma?

Lois Griffin: WHAT?

Stewie Griffin: Hi...”
— Stewie Griffin, Family Guy, Season 5: Stewie Loves Lois
Tagged: Annoying Mom, Annoying
“Come on, let's go drink until we can't feel feelings anymore.”
— Peter Griffin, Family Guy, Season 3: Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Tagged: Drinking, Drinking Jokes, Drunk
“Peter Griffin: Come on, Stewie, your mom and I have something for ya.

Stewie Griffin: Oh, let me guess, you've picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! Big shock, a Jack pops out. And you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside.”
— Stewie Griffin, Family Guy, Season 3: The Kiss Seen Around the World
Tagged: Snark, I Hate You Dad, I Hate You Mom, Sassy, Dying Inside
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