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Madelyn Pugh Quotes

Total quotes: 17
“Ricky Ricardo: Lucy, were you snooping?

Lucy Ricardo: Yes I was a bad girl and you can spank me tomorrow if there's anything left to spank!”
— Lucy Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: New Neighbors
Tagged: Snooping, bad girl, spanking
“Ethel Mertz: What if I cried every time I put on a pound?

Fred Mertz: We'd be up to our ears in tears.”
— Fred Mertz, I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Diet
Tagged: Fat shaming, Weight Gain
“I'm going to get rid of this fat if I have to chop it off with a cleaver.”
— Lucy Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Diet
Tagged: Fat shaming, fad diets
“Lucy Ricardo: Hello, I'm looking for Risky Riskardo.

Ricky Ricardo: Oh, well I'm Ricky Ricardo.

Lucy Ricardo: Oh nice to meet you, do you know where I can find Risky Riskardo?”
— Lucy Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Audition
Tagged: Mispronunciations
“Fred Mertz: She said my mother looks like a weasel.

Lucy Ricardo: Ethel, apologize.

Ethel Mertz: I'm sorry your mother looks like a weasel.”
— Ethel Mertz, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Fred and Ethel Fight
Tagged: Apologies, half-baked apologies, weasel
“Lucy Ricardo: Y'know, I've been thinking about shows like Burns and Allen. George Burns uses his wife on the show. Why don't you?

Ricky Ricardo: I'd love to! Do you think she would leave George?”
— Lucy Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Audition
Tagged: Burns and Allen, George Burns, Gracie Burns, Radio Show
“Ricky Ricardo: Have you ever heard Lucy sing?

Fred Mertz: No.

Ricky Ricardo: Our fighting men have been through enough.”
— Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Drafted
Tagged: bad singer
“Ricky Ricardo: Lucy's been acting strange lately!

Fred Mertz: Strange? How can you tell?”
— Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Drafted
Tagged: strange, normal, insults
“Ricky Ricardo: Lucy, you remember that old saying, 'birds of a feather smell the same'?

Lucy Ricardo: You mean 'a rose by any other name flocks together'?

Ricky Ricardo: [Thinks a moment] Yeah.”
— Lucy Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Gossip
Tagged: Cliches, Confusion
“Ricky Ricardo: Listen, Professor, can you play that thin'?

Lucy Ricardo: What thin?

Ricky Ricardo: Never mind makin' fun of my English.

Lucy Ricardo: That's English?”
— Lucy Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Audition
Tagged: spanish, english, accents
“Some people build model airplanes. Ethel reads postcards.”
— Fred Mertz, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Drafted
Tagged: Hobbies, postcards, insults
“Lucy Ricardo: I'm living on borrowed time. It was only by a very clever ruse that I managed to escape from their apartment.

Police Sergeant: What was that?

Lucy Ricardo: I pretended to be a chair.

Police Sergeant: I don't think the police can help you madam, why don't you call an upholsterer?”
— Lucy Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: New Neighbors
Tagged: Paranoia, borrowed time
“Ricky Ricardo: For goodness' sakes don't tell Lucy, will you? If she knows the audition is tonight she'll be pestering the life out of me to get into the act. How am I gonna get rid of her for the day?

Fred Mertz: Well, you could lock her in the bathroom. If she stays in there as long as Ethel does she'll never even know the door's locked.”
— Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Audition
Tagged: Bathroom Time, Pestering
“Now, Ricky, listen to me, please, listen to me! That's what they asked me to do at the radio program in order to win that thousand dollars, and I came home and I tried to do it, and I don't know who that first man was, but I was never married to him, and this is the man from the program, and he's my real first husband, but I was never married to him either, and that's the truth, so help me!”
— Lucy Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Quiz Show
Tagged: Marriage, false marriage, game show
“Lucy Ricardo: They're going to kill us.

Police Sergeant: Why would they do that?

Lucy Ricardo: So they can assume our identities and blow up the capitol.

Police Sergeant: This is serious.

Lucy Ricardo: You're darned right it is!
These people are spies from a foreign enemy agent.

Police Sergeant: What are their names?

Lucy Ricardo: O'Brien!

Police Sergeant: Lady, have you been nipping the cooking sherry?”
— Lucy Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: New Neighbors
Tagged: Drunk, Spies, Paranoia
“Fred Mertz: Hey Rick, are you doing anything Monday night?

Ricky Ricardo: I don't think so. It's my night off, why?

Fred Mertz: I'd like you to join me in commemoration of an 18-year-old tragedy.

Ricky Ricardo: What do you mean?

Fred Mertz: Well, it's our wedding anniversary.

Ricky Ricardo: Oh, you want us to join you in the celebration?

Fred Mertz: I'd prefer to think of it as a grim reminder.”
— Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Girls Want to Go to a Nightclub
Tagged: Tragedy, Misery, wedding anniversary
“Lucy Ricardo: Now really, Ricky, it's up to us to get Fred and Ethel back together again. Say you'll help me?

Ricky Ricardo: Well, it would be nice. And I guess after you've gone through all this trouble and this far, the cast is dead.

Lucy Ricardo: The cast is dead?

Ricky Ricardo: Yeah, you know...

Lucy Ricardo: Don't tell me, don't tell me—the die is cast?

Ricky Ricardo: That's what I said.”
— Ricky Ricardo, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Fred and Ethel Fight
Tagged: ESL, Die Is Cast
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