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Mac Quotes
Total quotes: 37
Mac
Fictional Character
Total quotes: 37
“No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a complete and total fuckhead.”
Tagged:
you're under arrest, fuckhead
“Farva: Don’t call me radio, unit 91.
Mac: Then don’t call me unit 91, radio.
Farva: Are you done?”
Mac: Then don’t call me unit 91, radio.
Farva: Are you done?”
Tagged:
radio
“[Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup ]
Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac?
Mac: Good enough...to fuck...your mother.”
Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac?
Mac: Good enough...to fuck...your mother.”
Tagged:
fuck your mother
“[Mac gets shot in the crotch while wearing the steel cup]
Foster: How you feelin’ there, Mac?
Mac: Good enough...to fuck...your mother.”
Foster: How you feelin’ there, Mac?
Mac: Good enough...to fuck...your mother.”
Tagged:
fuck your mother
“Captain O’Hagan: Did you guys put in for any transfers yet?
Mac: I applied for a guard job—at the post office.
[collective groan]
Thorny: Hey, you’ll finally be able to shoot someone.”
Mac: I applied for a guard job—at the post office.
[collective groan]
Thorny: Hey, you’ll finally be able to shoot someone.”
Tagged:
Going Postal, shooting
“Mac: How’s your shooting, Thorny?
Thorny: Good. I’ve been dead on all morning.
Mac: What about that little guy?
[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target’s neck]
Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.”
Thorny: Good. I’ve been dead on all morning.
Mac: What about that little guy?
[points to a bullet hole in the shooting target’s neck]
Thorny: Who, that little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.”
Tagged:
shooting, Understatement
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