Lucy Ricardo Quotes
Total quotes (27)
Total quotes (27)
Now, Ricky, listen to me, please, listen to me! That's what they asked me to do at the radio program in order to win that thousand dollars, and I came home and I tried to do it, and I don't know who that first man was, but I was never married to him, and this is the man from the program, and he's my real first husband, but I was never married to him either, and that's the truth, so help me!
Lucy Ricardo: Fred, you've given me an idea. I'm going to give Ricky scalp treatments. And they'll be so drastic he'll be glad to forget the whole thing.
Fred Mertz: It won't work...
Lucy Ricardo: Why not?
Fred Mertz: Nothing has ever been invented that a man won't try if he thinks he can get his hair back.
Lucy Ricardo: Oh, yeah? Well, you haven't heard of the 'Lucy Ricardo Torture System of Hair Restoring.'
Ricky Ricardo: Excuse me, Mrs. Shakespeare, but would you mind telling me what this is all about?
Lucy Ricardo: Well, you see, all the women's clubs in town are having a big play-writing contest.
Ricky Ricardo: I knew it, I knew it. This had to do with the Wednesday Afternoon Fang and Claw Society.
Lucy Ricardo: It's the Wednesday Afternoon Fine Arts League. Gee, just think, if our play wins I just might become a big, famous playwright. I might become another Tennessee Ernie.
Ricky Ricardo: That's Tennessee Williams.
Lucy Ricardo: Oh.
Lucy Ricardo: They're going to kill us.
Police Sergeant: Why would they do that?
Lucy Ricardo: So they can assume our identities and blow up the capitol.
Police Sergeant: This is serious.
Lucy Ricardo: You're darned right it is!
These people are spies from a foreign enemy agent.
Police Sergeant: What are their names?
Lucy Ricardo: O'Brien!
Police Sergeant: Lady, have you been nipping the cooking sherry?
Jean Valijean Raymand: Oh, but you don't understand, madame! The Apache dance is a dance of amour. One must warm up to it.
Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, well I think you started warming up on the way over here!
Jean Valijean Raymand: I can't help it. I can't help that there's a pounding in my heart.
Lucy Ricardo: You don't watch out, there'll be a pounding on your head!
Lucy Ricardo: Well it all started when I was a little girl. I was riding around on the streetcar and I looked up and there was a box and it said take one. So I took one.
Dr. Tom Robinson: Well there was nothing wrong with that.
Lucy Ricardo: Oh yes there waaaas. From then on, I took anything that came into my pretty hands, even though it didn't say take one. I took a bright new penny, I took a bicycle, I took a little boy!
Dr. Tom Robinson: You took a little boy?
Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, but my mother made me give him back!