Quotes tagged ‘Barbecue’

(3 total)

“Don't ask questions, just get a knife and a fork and a bottle of ketchup and follow me to the biggest barbecue in the whole world.”

— Jess Oppenheimer, Lucy Ricardo, Lucille Ball, imdb.com

“Stupid family going to stupid Flanders' stupid barbecue. What if they got back and I was dead from not eating? Then they'd be sorry. They'd say, 'Oh no, why did we go to Flanders barbecue? Why did we leave Homer all alone without any food?' And I'd be laughing. Laughing from my grave. Heh heh heh.”

— Jon Vitti, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“I've always felt at home on the ocean, even as a kid. Maybe that's why I spend so much time alone on it, even on the 4th of July. I know, the Fourth should be spent with your buddies drinking beer, or eating hot dogs at the ballpark, or hoping into a potato sack race with your best girl, or barbecui…”

— Donald P. Bellisario, Thomas Magnum, Tom Selleck, imdb.com