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Larry Markes Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“He was a midget in the big house, see? And he tried to escape by wiggling through a mouse hole after lights out, but he outsmarted himself, see? Cuz it wasn't a mouse hole, it was a light socket, and somebody turned the lights on.”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: Alvin Brickrock Presents
Tagged: Midgets, Mice, Prison
“If you're queasy... Sailing on the wave... Just open your mouth... Shout, 'Terra Firma Shave!'”
— Barney Rubble, The Flintstones, Season 2: Divided We Sail
Tagged: Burma Shave, TV Jingles
“Fred Flintstone: [playing cards] Barney, what would you do if you were holding the queen alone?

Barney Rubble: I don't know, Fred, it all depends on what time the king gets home.
[laughs]”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: Alvin Brickrock Presents
Tagged: cards, poker
“Fred Flintstone: Don't you see? Our neighbor Alvin Brickrock, he borrowed my shovel! He could be a vicious monster! A diabolical fiend!

Barney Rubble: Well Fred, you haven't returned my lawn mower and I don't feel that way about you.”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: Alvin Brickrock Presents
Tagged: Fiend, Neighbors, Lending, Borrowing
“Hmmm, here's the crook of the month. Fifteen thousand reward for information leading to apprehension of Albert Bonehart, wanted for questioning in disappearance of three former wives. Bonehart's fourth wife was last seen in a little railroad station in a valise, a ladies' hatbox, and an executive's briefcase. Well, that's one way to send your wife to the country.”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: Alvin Brickrock Presents
Tagged: Criminals, bigamy, Wife Murderers
“Fred Flintstone: Oh, boy, how terrible can you get food?

Pearl Slaghoople: What's the matter sonny, don't you like the breakfast I cooked for ya?

Fred Flintstone: I seem to have lost my appetite. What is this stuff, anyway?

Pearl Slaghoople: [gets in his face] Health food, sonny. Just what the doctor ordered.

Fred Flintstone: Then let the doctor eat it!”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: This is Your Lifesaver
Tagged: Bad Food, Health Food
“Fred Flintstone: Hi there young fella, what's your name?

Alvin: Alvin.

Fred Flintstone: Alvin what?

Alvin: Alvin... thank you.

Fred Flintstone: No, I mean your other name. What does your mommy call your daddy?

Alvin: She don't call him anything, she likes him!

Fred Flintstone: [getting irritated] Well, what does the name say on your mailbox?

Alvin: U.S. Mail.

Fred Flintstone: Say, isn't your father A.A. Carborundum?

Alvin: Yeah, so what?

Fred Flintstone: Well, do you know who I am?

Alvin: You mean you don't know that, either?

Fred Flintstone: Smart aleck kid.”
— Fred Flintstone, The Flintstones, Season 2: The Missing Bus
Tagged: Banter, smart aleck
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