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|Birthday:||January 24, 1978|
|Birthplace:||Longmont, Colorado, United States|
|Educated At:||Northwestern University|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Screenwriter, Actor, Caca|
AKA: Kristen Schaal
Birthday: January 24, 1978
Birthplace: Longmont, Colorado, United States
Educated At: Northwestern University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Screenwriter, Actor, Caca
Spouse: Rich Blomquist
Louise: A lot of things, Felix, but right now I want money for a dog.
Felix: You owe money to a dog?”
Louise: Personally I don't really care but my father, he loves grinding them up; it gives him a rush. Daddy's a bad, bad man.”
Louise: Aren't they? Random strangers, shedding skin cells all over the house...”
Louise: Drink some cranberry juice.
Mr. Frond: What? No, not ‘urine trouble!’ You are in trouble.”
Louise: [storming off] Oh, fine! Best money I ever spent! You can't ruin anything in there!”
Bob: ‘My own apartment.’
Louise: And it cannot be a studio. You have exactly seven shopping days to comply. If it rolls into day eight, there will be tears and violence.”
Hugo: [clicks teeth] Yes.
Louise: Because sometimes they use candy to lure their victims...
Hugo: YES! WE GET IT!”