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Kelvin Yu Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“You're a hurtful slut, Bob!”
— Linda Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 2: Dr. Yap
Tagged: Hurtful Slut, Slut, Slut-shaming
“One man's trash is another man's Christmas gift for Dad!”
— Gene Belcher (voice), Bob's Burgers, Season 5: Father of the Bob
Tagged: Christmas, Christmas Presents, Regifting, Trash
“Tammy: Where's Tina? At home, crying into her butt?

Tina: No. My butt is dry. And strong.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 5: Tina and the Real Ghost
Tagged: Dry Butt/Strong Butt, Crying Into Your Butt, Sarcasm, Resilience
“Girl it's freaky
You trick-or-treat me
My teeth are extra sharp
My body's extra hairy
Got me runnin' in the dark
I love you so much
It's scary!”
— Boyz 4 Now, Bob's Burgers, Season 6: Hauntening
Tagged: Love Songs, Halloween Love Songs
“Sorry, ballroom's been canceled. The teacher just waltzed out of here. Get it? I'm kidding. She died.”
— Receptionist, Bob's Burgers, Season 7: Bob Actually
Tagged: Death, Morbid Humor, Gallows Humor
“Louise: Where do babies come from?

Linda: You all came from my vagina.”
— Linda Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 4: Christmas in the Car
Tagged: babies, Childbirth, Reproduction, Birds and Bees, Vagina
“Time for the charm bomb to explode.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 2: Moody Foodie
Tagged: Charm Bomb
“Louise Belcher: How you doing, girl?

Tina Belcher: Um, not great. I feel like my soul has diarrhea.”
— Tina Belcher (voice), Bob's Burgers, Season 7: The Quirk-ducers
Tagged: Diarrhea of the Soul
“Louise: So you're not going to get revenge today?


Bob: No, Louise, I'm not.



Louise: OK, got it. [slyly] Then I won't bring your credit card...which I cut into a ninja star!



Bob: Oh, you cut my credit card?



Louise: Into a ninja star!”
— Bob Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Sexy Dance Fighting
Tagged: Revenge, Ninja Stars, Credit Cards
“Dress like her dad. It releases a hormone called moan-atonin.

When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her and then make a big deal about it.


Push her in a lake.


Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your butt-crack is.


Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio, and make fun of her for not knowing it.


Use the word 'idiot.'


Never make her pancakes. Force her to make you pancakes, in the middle of the night.”
— Prince of Persuasia, Bob's Burgers, Season 2: Dr. Yap
Tagged: Misogyny, Game Theory, Idiot, Pancakes, Butt Crack
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