“Dress like her dad. It releases a hormone called moan-atonin. When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her and then make a big deal about it. Push her in a lake. Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your butt-crack is. Sing a song that you suppo…”— Steven Davis, Kelvin Yu, Prince of Persuasia, imdb.com