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Tina Belcher Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“You don't want to mess with my sister. She'll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Ear-sy Rider
Tagged: little sister, Self-Esteem
“Mr. Fischoeder: She left me for a married oil magnate. And then a married movie magnate.

Tina: She's a magnate magnet.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal
Tagged: Magnets, Magnates, Wordplay
“I love espresso, coffee, caffeinated teas, and then Jimmy Jr. In that order.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: The Unnatural
Tagged: Priorities, Coffee, Espresso, Caffeinated Tea
“Tammy: Where's Tina? At home, crying into her butt?

Tina: No. My butt is dry. And strong.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 5: Tina and the Real Ghost
Tagged: Dry Butt/Strong Butt, Crying Into Your Butt, Sarcasm, Resilience
“Bob: I had to get away from those anuses for a while. 


Tina: You mean Mort and Teddy? Bob: Um, no. Gail's paintings.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Art Crawl
Tagged: Bad Art, Disses On Bad Art
“Time for the charm bomb to explode.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 2: Moody Foodie
Tagged: Charm Bomb
“Your ass is grass. And I'm gonna mow it.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Boyz 4 Now
Tagged: Ass is Grass, Threats
“I already picked a corner for the bathroom. That one, where I went.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 1: Lobsterfest
Tagged: Urination, bathroom, corner
“I'm no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Boyz 4 Now
Tagged: Bras, Heroes, boobs
“Tina: And his face?


Louise: It's so gross I want to slap it. I wanna slap it. I just wanna slap his hideous, beautiful face!



Tina: You mean 'kiss?'



Louise: No, I mean 'slap.'



Tina: Whoa. You got it bad, girl.”
— Tina Belcher, Bob's Burgers, Season 3: Boyz 4 Now
Tagged: kiss, Slap, Falling In Love, Infatuation
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