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Katie Dippold Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“There are three acceptable haircuts: high and tight, crew cut, buzz cut.”
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 4: Bowling for Votes
Tagged: Haircuts, Buzz Cut, Crew Cut, High and Tight
“The key to burning an ex-wife effigy is to dip it in paraffin wax and then toss the flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when you light an ex-wife effigy.”
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 3: Andy and April's Fancy Party
Tagged: Effigy, ex-wife, Ex-Wife Effigy
“Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?

Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.”
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 2: Summer Catalog
Tagged: Breakfast Food, idiots
“[On bowling] Straight down the middle. No hook, no spin, no fuss. Anything more and this becomes figure skating.”
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 4: Bowling for Votes
Tagged: Bowling, Hooks, spin, Fuss, Figure Skating
“When I eat, it is the food that is scared.”
— Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 4: Bowling for Votes
Tagged: food, Eat, Scared
“Mullins: Take off that fucking jacket.

Ashburn: This is…this is a good jacket.

Mullins: Really? Cause you look like you’re gonna set up a table and do their fucking taxes! Take off your jacket.”
— Mark Mullins, The Heat
Tagged: Fucking, jacket, Boring
“Mullins: Oh, Jesus. How many porns have been made on this couch?

Tatiana: Oh, this couch not up to your satisfaction? You’re not comfy?

Mullins: I’ll get comfy, when my foot’s up your ass.”
— Mark Mullins, The Heat
Tagged: Porn, Satisfaction, couch, jesus, ass
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