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Karen Walker Quotes

Total quotes: 27
“Would you like me to preheat the oven or you wanna just dive right in?”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 6: Heart Like A Wheelchair
Tagged: foreplay
“That’s like saying Pradas are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage!”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 2: Whose Mom Is It Anyway?
Tagged: prada, vodka
“We talked, we laughed, he walked me home. He was such a gentleman. He opened the door for me, I opened my shirt for him.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 5: Field Of Queens
Tagged: Flirting, Gentleman, Topless
“Honey, my catchphrase is: 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, you figure it out.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 7: From Queer To Eternity
Tagged: Beer, Alcoholism
“OK, Rule number 1: Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 3: Girl Trouble
Tagged: Drinking, Alcoholism
“Wow, ten years of game night. What a milestone. Maybe you should celebrate with a suicide pact.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 8: Steams Like Old Times
Tagged: Game Night, Suicide Pact, insults
“Oh, kids ruin everything. I mean, look at the stitching on this. You cannot trust a ten-year-old to do a good hidden button.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 4: Grace In The Hole
Tagged: kids, Stitching, Prissy, Dismissive
“I guess I could get rid of Pastry Chef. He makes these weird brownies that don't make me paranoid.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 7: The Fabulous Baker Boy
Tagged: pastry chef, Pot Brownies, Paranoid
“You'll do it like every self-respecting woman does. Get on your back, point your heels to Jesus and think of handbags.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 8: The Finale, Part I
Tagged: revenge sex, rebound, handbags, Anti-Christian
“I've been like a mother to that girl. I've locked her in her room, told her she was fat, and once I even left her in a store!”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 6: Flip-Flop
Tagged: mother, parental abuse
“Desperate times call for desperate measures. It's time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air!”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 1: Where There's A Will, There's No Way
Tagged: desperate times, desperate measures
“Oh my God, how can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 3: Cheaters
Tagged: Orange Juice, Hangover, Alcoholism
“I want a man who can make a woman feel like a girl. And who can make that girl feel like a slut. And who can make that slut feel like a woman.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 5: ...And the Horse He Rode In On
Tagged: Slut, Woman, Girl, Man
“Oh honey, that's just a saying, like 'Ooh. That sounds like fun'... or 'I love you.’”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 3: Crazy In Love
Tagged: saying, I Love You
“Honey, I've always said if your genitals are on the outside, you're hiding something on the inside.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 3: Lows In The Mid-Eighties
“I've got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 5: Leo Unwrapped
Tagged: Alcoholism, pill addiction
“He's taking me to Cancun for a week. Maybe I'll take some jeans and trade 'em for a new maid.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 8: Love is in the Airplane
Tagged: cancun, human slavery, bourgeois arrogance
“Well, you're all boring and I'm fun.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 3: Lows In The Mid-Eighties
Tagged: Boring, Fun, insults
“Light beer? What's next, non-addictive painkillers?”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 6: I Do
Tagged: light beer, lightweight, painkillers
“Husbands come and go, but the Chanel slingback is forever.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 2: Sweet & Sour Charity
Tagged: husbands, Chanel, Materialism
“Why don't you save your anger for the bedroom, where it belongs?”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 3: Three's A Crowd, Six Is A Freak Show
Tagged: Anger, bedroom
“Honey, it's a waste of time. Like exercise. Or reading to your kids.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 2: Girls, Interrupted
Tagged: Time Wasters, Exercise
“I'm too tired to slap you; would you bash your face against my palm?”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 4: Something Borrowed, Someone's Due
Tagged: Domestic Violence, Fatigue
“I'm gonna be so mad when my mood elevators wear off.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 4: Hocus Focus
Tagged: mood elevators, Anger
“You say potato, I say vodka.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 4: Past & Presents
Tagged: Potato, vodka, Alcoholism
“I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man!”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 5: Homojo
Tagged: boobs, Regret
“Karen: You wouldn't happen to have a breath mint, would you?

Lady: Why, yes, I do. It's in my purse.

Karen: Well, pop it! It's not doing you any good in there!

Lady: How offensive!

Karen: Honey, it's your breath, not mine.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 3: Cheaters
Tagged: breath mint, halitosis, bad breath, Rude, offiensive
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