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John Oliver Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“Psychics may seem harmless and fun on TV, but they can make a lot of money by exploiting vulnerable people.”
— John Oliver, John Oliver Exposes Psychics
Tagged: psychics, Talking To Dead People
“A death certificate isn't like a degree from UFC. It actually means something.”
— John Oliver, Disgusting Things You Didn't Know About Death Investigations
Tagged: Death, Coroners
“When millions of people all feel the need to weigh in and do it potentially for years, the punishment can be vastly disproportionate to the offense.”
— John Oliver, Public Shaming
Tagged: Public Shaming, celebs
“In Oliver's words, 'there's only one infectious disease that two-thirds of the world should be getting right now, and that's Adam Driver Fever.'”
— Entertainment Weekly, John Oliver, John Oliver explains exactly how scared you should be of coronavirus: 'A bit'
Tagged: coronavirus, John Oliver , infection
“Canada — what you get if America and Britain had a baby and abandoned it in the snow.”
— John Oliver, John Oliver- Justin Trudeau's Apologies
Tagged: Canada, Jokes
“As nationwide protests over the deaths of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor are met with police brutality, John Oliver discusses how the histories of policing and white supremacy are intertwined, the roadblocks to fixing things, and some potential paths forward.”
— John Oliver, Police: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver(HBO)
Tagged: John Oliver , HBO, Police, Last Week Tonight
“All this drama somehow took a backseat this week to one unfolding within the White House, where both Sean Spicer and Reince Priebus have resigned following the appointment as communications director of Anthony Scaramucci, a former hedge-funder and Long Islander of the Frickin’ Month for 643 months in a row.”
— John Oliver, John Oliver Goes Off on Human ‘Tanning Bed’ Anthony Scaramucci
Tagged: Anthony Scaramucci, Trump Presidency
“There is no audience and also we're not even in our usual studio.”
— John Oliver, Coronavirus II: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
“Drumpf is much less magical. It’s the sound produced when a morbidly obese pigeon flies into the window of a foreclosed Old Navy. Drumpf. It’s the sound of a bottle of store-brand root beer falling off the shelf in a gas station minimart. And it may seem weird to bring up his ancestral name, but to quote Donald Trump, he ‘should be proud of his heritage’—back to that Stewart tweet—because Drumpf is much more reflective of who he actually is.”
— John Oliver, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Donald Trump (HBO)
Tagged: election2016jokes, drumpf, Trump, disgusting, humor, comedy
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