Quotes tagged ‘Canada’

(9 total)

“See, to me, England was nothing more than a big fucking American state like North Dakota or Canada.”

— James Merendino, Stevo, Matthew Lillard, imdb.com

“I love Canada, but they’ve taken advantage of our Country for many years!”

“Our country reeks of trees. Our Yaks are really large. And they smell like rotting beef carcasses. And we have to clean up after them. And our saddle sores are the best. We proudly wear women's clothing and searing sand blows up our skirts. And the buzzards they fly overhead. And poisonous snakes wi…”

— Vincent Waller, Richard Pursel, John Kricfalusi, Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice), Billy West, imdb.com

“Do I do business with Canadian racketeers? I don't even know what street Canada is on.”

— Al Capone, en.wikiquote.org

“The American Colonies in general are equally in danger from Canada, whether it remain in the bands of Britain, under the present form of its Government, or should be restored to the French, which many suspect is intended by the Ministry in England.”

— Benedict Arnold, amarch.lib.niu.edu

“In 2002 Canada and the U.S. played the gold medal game in Salt Lake City and I was told that somewhere between 26 and 27 million out of the 35 million Canadians watched that game. And they said, 'What do you think of that?' And I said, 'What do I think of that? What were the other nine million doing…”

— Wayne Gretzky, npr.org

“When I left England for the first time in 1871 much of the world had already been colonised by Britain: Australia in 1770; India in 1757, and Canada in 1763. South Africa, however, was only partly controlled by Britain, and I saw this as a place where I might become as famous as Captain Cook, Robert…”

— Cecil Rhodes, amazon.com

“If Canada is to survive, it can only survive in mutual respect and in love for one another.”

— Pierre Trudeau, en.wikiquote.org

“Canada — what you get if America and Britain had a baby and abandoned it in the snow.”

— John Oliver, youtube.com