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John Kricfalusi Quotes

Total quotes: 60
“Do you have to keep tapping like that, you bloated sack of protoplasm?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: insults, Fat-Shaming
“How am I supposed to sleep with all of this peaceful dreaming going on?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: peaceful dreaming
“Dear Johnny, You make me SICK! You probably wet the bed on purpose. [zooms out to Stimpy, pointing proudly to Ren] I am reading letters to everybody at your school warning them never to sleep over with you. Your friend—”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Open Letters
“What do you MEAN you don't agree with me? Do you know who you're DEALING with? HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA...!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Madman
“And you, I've had it up to here with your phases. You are not to leave this room until you're a full-grown adult!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
“Don't you know what TODAY is Ren? It's Tuesday The 17th, the unluckiest day of the year!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Unlucky
“Stimpy: What a night. I feel like I got hit by a bus.

Ren: Funny you should say that. According to the obituaries, you were.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Obituaries
“Oh, I've just been on a perilous journey down the treacherous carcass-strewn avenue of despair.”
— John Kricfalusi,
Tagged: Despair, Perilous
“...and please give me a million dollars, and a fridge with a padlock, and [he sighs in pleasure] oh, yeah... huge pectoral muscles.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: pectoral muscles
“My name is Stimpy, and I am homeless, and have no fish with which to live in.”
— Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice),
Tagged: homeless, Self-deprecation
“Ahem. Ladies and gents, I give you... the Cheese-O-Phone! Now we can talk to cheese, anywhere in the world, regardless of their foreign tongues! Uh, go ahead Ren. Say something in... Limburger.”
— Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 1: Stimpy's Invention
“Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? Look what it's done to your brain!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: cartoons, Brain Damage
“You! Both of you! Oh, what I'm gonna do to you. I'm so angry! First, I'm gonna tear your lips out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. And then I'm gonna gouge your eyes out. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Anger, Threats
“Hey, Ren! Your cousin's the coolest! We're lodge brothers. We're from the Loyal Order of Stupids.”
— Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice),
Tagged: cousins, Coolest, Stupid
“Well, I got news for you, pal. You've only got two lives left. And if you buy the farm, that means I gotta do all the chores. We don't want that now, do we?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Farm, chores
“Stimpy: Uh... R-ren?

Ren: Whaaaaat?

Stimpy: I...I gotta go wee-wee!

Ren: Oooooh no you don't! Not in MY foxhole! You go over THERE!”
— Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice),
Tagged: Wee-Wee, Foxhole
“ Oh I got—I got some nice, stinky old kelp and-and and lots of beautiful fowl, smelling seashells and-and de-licious slime and crusted dead coral.”
— Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice),
Tagged: Bizarre Foods
“Ren: You're giving me the can? Are you sure?

Stimpy: Go ahead. It's yours.

[Ren pats Stimpy on the back gratefully.]

Ren: You're one of the good ones, man.”
— Ren Höek (voice) & Stimpson J. Cat (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 1: Space Madness
“Boy, Ren, if you think you're happy now, wait'll you hear this! It's a record of my favorite song!”
— Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 1: Stimpy's Invention
“Ssssh! The walls have teeth. Us Italians have to stick together, ya know. Now, what is it ya have for me?

[Cobb takes off his glasses, which takes his eyes with them.]”
— Wilbur J. Cobb (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 3: No Pants Today
“It's the Happy Helmet, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control. And I use this dial to control how happy you are!”
— Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice),
Tagged: Happy Helmet, Remote Control
“Heh, I sure would like to meet your...way-out...groovy...daddy-o chumleys.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Beatnik
“Wait here! Let's celebrate the first day of our eventual demise. I'll light the candle.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Demise, Candle
“Stimpy: Look, I got pimples, Ren.

Ren: {warm and happy} Oh, Stimpy. I knew this day would come. This is the first sign of cat puberty.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: pimples, Puberty
“Hey! You're right! [in a close-up] There's no time to lose! We must be willing to protect us from the unforeseen dangers that wicked us on this island of despair. Well, don't just stand there. BUILD!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Dangers
“I've had it up to here with the likes o'you people! Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were circus midgets.”
— Fire Captain (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 1: Fire Dogs
“Powdered Toast Man: Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!

The Pope: Both of them?”
— Powdered Toast Man (voice) & The Pope (voice), The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 2: Powdered Toast Man
“Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three years old! Do you know what that is in human years?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Cat, Failure to Launch, cartoons, Human Years
“[goes to the bathroom, only to discover Ren is on the toilet while Stimpy is taking a bath] WHAT? NO, What are you doing? Cartoon characters can't do that!”
— Anthony Raspanti,
Tagged: cartoons
“The blessed transformation into adulthood. Once you are a man, you'll in turn take care of me, catering to my every whim, for the remainder of your natural life. How's that sound?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Adulthood, Caregiving
“It's natural. It's just another growth spurt, buddy. But, your brain will catch up eventually.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Growth Spurt, Natural
“Stimpy's shedded skins...strewn all over the house! This pubescence has got to stop!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Pubescence
“Get a grip, man. Everyone has to cash in their chips sooner or later. You've just got to learn to accept it.”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Get a Grip, Acceptance
“This is the luckiest charm in the entire world. It's been handed down in my family for generations and I want you to have it. [pulls string to reveal a lucky foot]. My lucky leper's foot!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Lucky Charm, Lepers
“They think I'm crazy, but I know better. It is not I who am crazy. It is I who am MAD! Didn't you hear them? Can't you see the crowds?”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: crazy, Mad, Madness
“Check this out, Ren. It's a remote control shaver. Now you can get a clean, close shave, without even being there! Ob-ser-uv!”
— Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (voice),
Tagged: Dumb Inventions
“Hey you moron! What's the matter with you? Were you born in a barn? Get on outta here you!”
— Cockroach,
Tagged: Talking Cockroaches
“I...I was nice today, nice to all those insipid little monkeys!, answering all their stupid letters!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Letters, Nice, Insipid, monkeys
“Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpy, Stimpson, Stimpy, Mr. Cat, Mr. The Cat, the Cat, the Cat...”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: pseudonyms
“You know, it's gonna be nice having a man around the house. Hey, there's baby teeth in my mush!”
— Ren Höek (voice),
Tagged: Baby Teeth, Man, Irony
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