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Joe Lo Truglio Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Oh, you're useless! You're completely useless! You are without a doubt the most incompetent detectives I've ever seen! And I'm including that bomb-sniffing dog, who humps all the bombs!”
— Charles Boyle, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 2: Sabatoge
Tagged: useless, Incompetent, dog, Humping
“Boyle: It'll be the perfect opportunity to update my rankings. Can we stop at home for a pizza bib?

Jake: No, Charles, we gotta go fast.

Boyle: Right, right, I'll just use my work bib.”
— Charles Boyle, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: Sal's Pizza
Tagged: bib, Fast, Work, different occasions
“Diaz: Look, man. Nobody's ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. It's not like I'm dying to tell anyone I saw your-

Boyle: Benny and the Jets.”
— Charles Boyle, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 3: Karen Peralta
Tagged: penis, nude, Naked, awkward
“It's such a classic Boyle trait to not recognize talent. My cousin Susan didn't know she could sing until her late 40's.”
— Charles Boyle, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 6: Return of the King
Tagged: Susan Boyle, Throwback Reference, Britains Got Talent
“Holt: Same to you, your honor. [Hangs up the phone.]

Jake: Oh, what judge were you talking to?

Holt: That was my mother.”
— Captain Ray Holt, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: Thanksgiving
Tagged: Honor, mother, Judge
“You just graduated Pie School, bitches! Sorry I said 'bitches,' I'm just really worked up.”
— Charles Boyle, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: 48 Hours
Tagged: graduated, Pie, School, worked up
“Boyle: Don't- don't knock it 'till you try it! She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a Transformer!

Peralta: That is no one's fantasy!”
— Charles Boyle, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Vulture
Tagged: Sex, Old People, Transformers, Fantasy
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