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Jennifer Crittenden Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“We don’t know how long this will last. They are a very festive people.”
— Elaine Benes, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Puerto Rican Day
Tagged: Puerto Ricans, Festive
“Do you know what day this is? Because I know what day this is, they know what day this is, so I was wondering if you know what day this is!”
— Bob, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Puerto Rican Day
Tagged: Puerto Rican Day, Thugs, Threats
“Laughter's the best medicine, right? I'm keeping it loose, keeping it light.”
— Ray Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 4: Robert's Rodeo
Tagged: Laughter Is The Best Medicine, Loose, Light, Happy
“Marie: Don't move! I'm coming right down!

Frank: I'm in enough pain!”
— Frank Barone, Everybody Loves Raymond, Season 6: Frank Goes Downstairs
Tagged: don't move, Sassy, enough pain
“Jerry, it's three-thirty in the morning. I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to?”
— Elaine Benes, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Little Jerry
Tagged: Cockfights, Marriage, Adulting
“All right, George, all right. I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. I'm so sorry that I didn't want your rather bulbous head struggling to find its way through the normal-size neck hole of my finely knit sweater."”
— Jason "Stanky" Hanke, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Apology
Tagged: Apologies, Big Heads, insults, 12 Steps
“I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real musicians who think they're so cool and hip.”
— George Costanza, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Burning
Tagged: Christian Rock, Music, Musicians, Hipsters
“The haunting memories of lost love. May I? Lights? Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards.”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Burning
Tagged: Acting Class, Medical Students, Gonorrhea, Urination
“Are you saying that I could be dating this hair? With you under it?”
— Elaine Benes, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Little Jerry
Tagged: Baldness, Shaved Heads, hair
“I couldn't get there in time to stop it, but you should have seen Little Jerry, Jerry! Flappin' his wings and struttin' his stuff! He was peckin' and weavin' and bobbin' and talkin' trash! He didn't even have to touch him! The other rooster ran out of the ring. The whole fight lasted two seconds.”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Little Jerry
Tagged: Cockfighting, Little Jerry Seinfeld, Talking Trash
“So you want to go out in a final blaze of incompetence?”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Millennium
Tagged: incompetence
“In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 6: The PTA Disbands
Tagged: House, Obey, Laws, thermodynamics
“Uh, yes, most likely, yes. I'm, uh, H. E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with.”
— Cosmo Kramer, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Puerto Rican Day
Tagged: Wealth, Industrialist, Philanthropy
“We wanna look to the future, we gotta tear down the past. Babe Ruth was nothing more than a fat old man, with little-girl legs. And here's something I just found out recently. He wasn't really a sultan. Ah, what d'you make of that? Hey, check this out. Lou Gehrig's pants. Not a bad fit. Hey, you don't think that nerve disease of his was contagious, do you? Uh, I better take ’em off. I'm too important to this team. Big Stein can't be flopping and twitching.”
— George Steinbrenner, Seinfeld, Season 8: The Millennium
Tagged: Babe Ruth, Sultan of Swat, Lou Gehrig, baseball, Future, Past
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