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Jenna Marbles Quotes

Total quotes: 33
“James Franco looks like someone my vagina would want to be friends with.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Facts, Life Tips
“You know what they say about guys with big feet: ‘Have sex with me.’”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, life advice, Life Facts
“Don’t ever, ever, ever give up. You’re here for a reason. Even if it’s just to look at cats on the internet. You’ll figure it out.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, Life Facts
“There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Quotes, Life Tips
“You gotta stop forcing relationships. If someone doesn’t want to be with you, just be like, ‘Cool, see ya never, bye!’”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, Life Facts
“I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I would make you all of your favorite flavor jello shots and we would get ghostface wasted because thats how much I love you.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Facts, Life Tips
“Nothing says ‘Call me later’ like puking up your ceasar salad on him.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, Life Facts
“In order to find out who you are, you will, at some point, have to feel really isolated, left out, different.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, life advice, Life Facts
“Always talk to him about your period. Guys love that! Because they don’t have periods! The curiosity will just kill them.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Facts, Life Tips
“On sex: ‘Unless I just scored a touchdown for a flag football team, don’t spank my ass.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, Life Facts, Funny Quotes, Sex Quotes
“If you’re a girl and you don’t have any level of girl crushes on a girl, you’re just fucking lying to yourself.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, Girl Crushes, Friend Crushes
“If you don’t like puppies and kitties and animals and that stuff, enjoy the rest of your life…without a soul.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Facts, Life Tips, life advice
“99.9 percent of the time I will talk to anyone who comes up to me, and I am super nice. But as soon as your penis touches my butthole without me knowing, then I’m not happy.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, Life Facts
“If you’re thinking of going with a more natural look, let’s be serious. You’re too ugly for that.”
— Jenna Marbles, Jenna Marbles Videos
Tagged: Life Tips, Life Quotes, Life Facts
“I fully respect and support everyone’s right to stalk others via the internet.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, Life Facts
“People keep telling me, ‘I have to do this; I have to do that.’ Motherfucker, I don’t have to do anything!”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, Life Facts
“As weird and awful and terrible as it may seem to be yourself sometimes, it will always reward you.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, life advice, Life Facts
“And the problem is that there aren’t that many girls out there that are willing to put themselves out on a limb and say ‘Hey, I like you’ because girls are even more scared of rejection.”
— Jenna Marbles, Jenna Marbles Videos
Tagged: Life Facts, Life Tips
“Last Friday we adopted the newest member of our family, Bunny, a 3 year old greyhound. She was a blood donor dog who needed a loving home and never made it to the racing track. She is very timid, scared of everything in the people world, and is just learning how to be a dog.”
— Jenna Marbles, Adopt Shelter Dogs
Tagged: Dog Adoption , Puppies
“One time I grew into an adult and it really sucked.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, life advice
“Girls are majestic fucking creatures.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, Life Facts
“You might as well get some cats and call it quits.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, life advice, Life Facts
“Girls fucking hate each other for no reason.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Facts, Life Tips
“Your head and your face are stupid. That’s why we broke up.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Tips, Life Facts
“Sharks are here all the time, not just one week!”
— Jenna Marbles, Jenna Marbles Videos
Tagged: Life Tips, life advice, Relationship Advice
“You know what's better than sex? Crying.”
— Jenna Marbles, What's The Best Mascara To Cry In
Tagged: LOL, LMAO, Pisces Season Come Through, Crying, Makeup, beauty
“Astrology is bullshit and you should date who you want.”
— Jenna Marbles, A Virgo And An Aries Make Cannolis
Tagged: Zodiac Pairings, Recipes
“I can’t wait to get fat and eat whatever I want.”
— Jenna Marbles, Jenna Marbles Videos
Tagged: Life Tips, Life, Life Facts
“Let me drop a cold, hard fact on you: There’s no bigger turn on than when a guy has a shameless animal voice. ‘Hey there, Mr. Doggie. Hi!’ What was that sound? That’s the sound of me throwing my underwear across the room. Let’s bang.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: life advice, Life Tips, Life Facts
“I have to deal with the consequences of being a drunk fucking idiot.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Facts, Life Tips
“Control yourself don't try to control me!”
— Jenna Marbles, A Worse Version of Hot Ones
Tagged: humor, Relationships
“You don’t have to be better. You just have to be you.”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Facts, life advice
“When I’m feeling sad, or lonely, and I don’t know what I’m doing and I don’t know where I’m going, I imagine the Cool Awesome Future Version of Myself just telling my present self, ‘It’s okay. You just gotta grab that giraffe by the ears and ride it on out.’”
— Jenna Marbles, My Videos | Jenna Marbles
Tagged: Life Facts, Life Tips
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