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Jenna Marbles Quotes
Birthday: | September 15, 1986 |
Birthplace: | Rochester, New York, United States |
Educated At: | Suffolk University, Boston University |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Podcaster, YouTuber |
Total quotes: 33
Jenna Marbles
BirthnameBirthday: September 15, 1986
Birthplace: Rochester, New York, United States
Educated At: Suffolk University, Boston University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Podcaster, YouTuber
Total quotes: 33
“James Franco looks like someone my vagina would want to be friends with.”
Tagged:
Life Facts, Life Tips
“Don’t ever, ever, ever give up. You’re here for a reason. Even if it’s just to look at cats on the internet. You’ll figure it out.”
Tagged:
Life Tips, Life Facts
“There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.”
Tagged:
Life Quotes, Life Tips
“You gotta stop forcing relationships. If someone doesn’t want to be with you, just be like, ‘Cool, see ya never, bye!’”
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Life Tips, Life Facts
“I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I would make you all of your favorite flavor jello shots and we would get ghostface wasted because thats how much I love you.”
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Life Facts, Life Tips
“Nothing says ‘Call me later’ like puking up your ceasar salad on him.”
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Life Tips, Life Facts
“Always talk to him about your period. Guys love that! Because they don’t have periods! The curiosity will just kill them.”
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Life Facts, Life Tips
“99.9 percent of the time I will talk to anyone who comes up to me, and I am super nice. But as soon as your penis touches my butthole without me knowing, then I’m not happy.”
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Life Tips, Life Facts
“I fully respect and support everyone’s right to stalk others via the internet.”
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Life Tips, Life Facts
“People keep telling me, ‘I have to do this; I have to do that.’ Motherfucker, I don’t have to do anything!”
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Life Tips, Life Facts
“And the problem is that there aren’t that many girls out there that are willing to put themselves out on a limb and say ‘Hey, I like you’ because girls are even more scared of rejection.”
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Life Facts, Life Tips
“Last Friday we adopted the newest member of our family, Bunny, a 3 year old greyhound. She was a blood donor dog who needed a loving home and never made it to the racing track. She is very timid, scared of everything in the people world, and is just learning how to be a dog.”
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Dog Adoption , Puppies
“I have to deal with the consequences of being a drunk fucking idiot.”
Tagged:
Life Facts, Life Tips
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