I have to deal with the consequences of being a drunk fucking idiot.
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Jenna Marbles
Jenna Nicole Mourey (born September 15, 1986), better known by her pseudonym Jenna Marbles, is an American YouTube personality, vlogger, comedian and actress. As of April 2017, her channel has over 2 billion video views and 17 million subscribers, making it the 22nd most subscribed channel on YouTube and the second most popular channel operated by a woman. 2Early life Marbles was born and raised in Rochester, New York, where she graduated from Brighton High School in 2004. She then moved to Boston, where she attended Suffolk University. At Suffolk she obtained a Bachelor of Science in Psychology, and later attended Boston University for a Master of Education in Sport Psychology and Counseling. 2Career Marbles initially started her career with Barstool Sports, where she wrote for their female counterpart site StoolLaLa. In the summer of 2010, Marbles was sharing a three bedroom apartment in Cambridge, Massachusetts. She had an $800 rent that she paid for by working various jobs, like bartending, working at a tanning salon, blogging, and go-go dancing at nightclubs. 3YouTube Marbles released a video in 2010 entitled "How To Trick People Into Thinking You're Good Looking" which was viewed over 5.3 million times in its first week. Her video "How To Avoid Talking To People You Don't Want To Talk To" was featured in articles by The New York Times and ABC News in August 201
Don’t ever, ever, ever give up. You’re here for a reason. Even if it’s just to look at cats on the internet. You’ll figure it out.
Nothing says ‘Call me later’ like puking up your ceasar salad on him.
99.9 percent of the time I will talk to anyone who comes up to me, and I am super nice. But as soon as your penis touches my butthole without me knowing, then I’m not happy.
I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I would make you all of your favorite flavor jello shots and we would get ghostface wasted because thats how much I love you.
When I’m feeling sad, or lonely, and I don’t know what I’m doing and I don’t know where I’m going, I imagine the Cool Awesome Future Version of Myself just telling my present self, ‘It’s okay. You just gotta grab that giraffe by the ears and ride it on out.’
You don’t have to be better. You just have to be you.
James Franco looks like someone my vagina would want to be friends with.
Always talk to him about your period. Guys love that! Because they don’t have periods! The curiosity will just kill them.
Girls fucking hate each other for no reason.
People keep telling me, ‘I have to do this; I have to do that.’ Motherfucker, I don’t have to do anything!
People keep telling me, ‘I have to do this; I have to do that.’ Motherfucker, I don’t have to do anything!
Your head and your face are stupid. That’s why we broke up.
You gotta stop forcing relationships. If someone doesn’t want to be with you, just be like, ‘Cool, see ya never, bye!’
I fully respect and support everyone’s right to stalk others via the internet.
Let me drop a cold, hard fact on you: There’s no bigger turn on than when a guy has a shameless animal voice. ‘Hey there, Mr. Doggie. Hi!’ What was that sound? That’s the sound of me throwing my underwear across the room. Let’s bang.
You might as well get some cats and call it quits.
If you don’t like puppies and kitties and animals and that stuff, enjoy the rest of your life…without a soul.
Girls are majestic fucking creatures.
In order to find out who you are, you will, at some point, have to feel really isolated, left out, different.