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Birthday: | March 8, 1977 |
Birthplace: | Cheshire, Connecticut, United States |
Educated At: | Drew University |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Actor |
Spouse: | Kimberly Van Der Beek |
Total quotes: 7
James Van Der Beek
BirthnameBirthday: March 8, 1977
Birthplace: Cheshire, Connecticut, United States
Educated At: Drew University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Stage Actor, Actor
Spouse: Kimberly Van Der Beek
Total quotes: 7
“Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Darcy’s pretty sharp. She pulls A’s.
Julie Harbor: That’s not all she 'pulls.'”
Julie Harbor: That’s not all she 'pulls.'”
Tagged:
Double Entendre
“Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: The male erection? Pitchin’ a tent, sportin’ a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...
Miss Davis: That’s good...
Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack’s magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger...and, uh, Pedro.
Miss Davis: Pedro?
Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Mm-hum.”
Miss Davis: That’s good...
Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack’s magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger...and, uh, Pedro.
Miss Davis: Pedro?
Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Mm-hum.”
Tagged:
erection, Euphemisms
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