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James Fritzell Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Frank: Another week of command and I'd have had you out of that dress!

Klinger: I'm not that easy.”
— Major Franklin Marion Burns, M*A*S*H, Season 4: Welcome to Korea
Tagged: Transvestitism
“The instrument has yet to be devised that can test my indifference to that remark.”
— Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H, Season 3: Alcoholics Unanimous
Tagged: Indifference
“Ernest T. Bass: I'm no account, Andy. I'm no-count.

Sheriff Andy Taylor: You're not no-count, Earnest. You're just... ignorant, that's all.

Ernest T. Bass: Aw, you're being kind.”
— Sheriff Andy Taylor, The Andy Griffith Show, Season 5: The Education of Ernest T. Bass
Tagged: No-Account, ignorant
“That poor, blind fool. He don't know it but he's headed right for Heartbreak Alley.”
— Barney Fife, The Andy Griffith Show, Season 3: Andy's Rich Girlfriend
Tagged: poor, Blind, Fool, Heartbreak
“Andy Taylor: What do you know about love?

Floyd Lawson: What do I know... about love... about love...A man can't cut hair for thirty years without learning SOMETHING!”
— Sheriff Andy Taylor, The Andy Griffith Show, Season 3: Andy and Opie, Bachelors
Tagged: Love, Barber
“Sheriff Andy Taylor: There goes a happy man.

Deputy Barney Fife: There goes a happy nut.”
— Sheriff Andy Taylor, The Andy Griffith Show, Season 4: Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
Tagged: Happy, Man, Nut
“Potter: I gather you drink.

Hawkeye: Only to excess.”
— Hawkeye Pierce, M*A*S*H, Season 4: Welcome to Korea
Tagged: Drinking, Alcoholism
“Sheriff Andy Taylor: Look at him go. He's a strange one.

Recruiting Sergeant: He's a wild one.

Deputy Barney Fife: He's a nut.”
— Sheriff Andy Taylor, The Andy Griffith Show, Season 4: Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army
Tagged: strange, Wild, Nut
“Mayor Roy Stoner: Well, I'll admit they sound better'n they did last year...

Andy Taylor: There ya are, boys!

Mayor Roy Stoner: ...but they are still the most disgusting band I have ever heard in all my life.”
— Sheriff Andy Taylor, The Andy Griffith Show, Season 3: The Mayberry Band
Tagged: distaste, Disgust, Backhanded Compliments
“Gomer Pyle: I was wonderin' if you could put me up in a cell till I settle on my feet in someplace.

Andy Taylor: I'll go you one better'n that, Gomer. Come over to the house and stay with me and Opie and Aunt Bee for a few days.

Gomer Pyle: Oh, that's puttin' you out.

Andy Taylor: Glad to have you. Got more room that I know what to do with.

Gomer Pyle: Well it don't seem right.

Andy Taylor: You gotta see the fried chicken Aunt Bee's gotta throw out...

Gomer Pyle: I accept.”
— Gomer Pyle, The Andy Griffith Show, Season 4: Gomer the House Guest
Tagged: House Guest, fried chicken
“Barney Fife: It won't work.

Andy Taylor: What won't work?

Barney Fife: You and Peg. That's what won't work. Andy, I hate to have to tell you this but you're gonna have to give her up. Forget about her. Nip it. Nip it in the bud.

Andy Taylor: What're you talkin' about?

Barney Fife: You want me to spell it out for ya, huh? All right, I will. Andy, she is one of the rich, and they are different.

Andy Taylor: Oh, come on.

Barney Fife: No, no, no. They are. They're different. From the minute they're born with that silver spoon in their hands...

Andy Taylor: Mouth.

Barney Fife: Right...life is different.”
— Barney Fife, The Andy Griffith Show, Season 3: Andy's Rich Girlfriend
Tagged: Class war, classism, The Rich
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