James Cade Quotes

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James Cade

James Cade

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Birthplace Toronto, ON, Canada

Educated At National Theatre School Of Canada

Occupations Film Actor, Actor

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Harmon Tedesco

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I used to masturbate exclusively with motor oil….Yeah, I was that guy.

— Harmon Tedesco (James Cade), Blue Mountain State, Season 2: Controversy

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This is special teams. We like to play hard, we like to party hard. We also like to triple team chicks, that's European style. Don't worry, our dicks will never touch.

— Harmon Tedesco (James Cade), Blue Mountain State, Season 1: There's Only One Second Best

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I just had a brainstorm. What if we kill the professor? If your teacher dies, they have to give you all 'A's. It's the law.

— Harmon Tedesco (James Cade), Blue Mountain State, Season 1: Midterms

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I did some uppers and then I did some downers. Annnnnnd then I chased the dragon. Not proud of that.

— Harmon Tedesco (James Cade), Blue Mountain State, Season 1: Piss Test

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That is how I find out raw eggs work as well as any sexual lubricant, men. [shrugging with a smug grin] It was a happy accident.

— Harmon Tedesco (James Cade), Blue Mountain State, Season 1: Midterms

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Craig Shilo: Harmon! Seriously? You couldn't wait three days?

Harmon Tedesco: It's cleaner. It's just how I prefer to take it.

Alex Moran: Does it do anything?

Harmon Tedesco: I feel pretty lightheaded right now, yeah.

— Harmon Tedesco (James Cade), Blue Mountain State, Season 1: Piss Test

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Thad Castle: Okay, I'm sure a lot of you are freaking out about the drug test; well, take a chill pill; they don't test for those.

Alex Moran: Wait, I'm not freaking out. I mean, it's just beer and weed for me, so uh, I just need a whole lot of water and tartar sauce.

Thad Castle: Tartar sauce?

Harmon Tedesco: No man, tartar sauce is for coke. Orange juice and cat shit; that's for weed.

Donnie Schrab: Nah, cat shit's for meth. Tartar sauce is for opium.

Thad Castle: Tartar sauce is for fish sticks!

— Harmon Tedesco (James Cade), Blue Mountain State, Season 1: Piss Test

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Related quotes to James Cade tagged Masturbation

Don't break an arm jerking yourself off, Morty.

— Rick Sanchez (voice) (Justin Roiland), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind

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Fingering is another great way to get off, in which you penetrate yourself using your fingers. You can do this using your own natural juices or by using lubes.

— Tiffany Grace Reyes, 10 Female Masturbation Tips for Guaranteed Orgasmic Bliss

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If you typically stroke yourself in a diagonal pattern—moving your fingers over your clitoris from side to side—try varying your stroke technique by caressing it using an up and down motion instead. Another option: Use one finger to trace circles around your clitoris without touching it directly.

— Marie Gartee, 5 Masturbation Tips for a Mind-Blowing Solo Session

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Kick things off with some reading material to set the mood. This could be a sexy book, your favorite piece of slash fiction, or a life-size cutout of Harry Styles.

— Patricia Niklas, A Beginner's Guide To Masturbation

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He could've had any woman in the world…but none could match the beauty of his own hand…and that became his one true love.

— Photographer (Michael Metz), Seinfeld, Season 5: The Puffy Shirt

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Confession: Sometimes I can't help but touch myself when I think about you.

— Paired Life, 87 Sexting Examples to Turn a Guy on by Text

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Stiles: I'm playing? On the field? With the team?

Coach Finstock: Yes, unless you'd rather play with yourself.

Stiles: I already did that today. Twice.

— Stiles Stilinski (Dylan O'Brien), Teen Wolf, Season 2: Battlefield

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Cyril: How do you not know the different kinds of porn?

Archer: Because I have sex with actual women, Cyril! My girlfriend's not equal parts the Internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing, and a sock.

— Sterling Archer (voice) (H. Jon Benjamin), Archer, Vice: Southbound and Down

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Sam loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress right next to his KY.

— Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles), Supernatural, Season 4: Metamorphosis

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I finally masturbated above the covers, without my eyes being closed. That was a really big journal entry.

— Abbi Abrams (Abbi Jacobson), Broad City, Season 2: St. Mark's

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If you’re really talented masturbate the other person or use a vibrator while you perform the rim job.

— Keeley Rankin, How To Give A Rim Job

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I’ll get my chair, put a pillow, put a rolled underwear or towel (shaped like a penis) and then cover the entire pillow with cloth. I get naked, woman-on-top position and just start to grind until come.

— Anna Borges, 25 Masturbation Techniques You Just Might Want To Steal

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Pay special attention to your neck, the back of your knees, your thighs, and your perineum, which is the stretch of skin between your vagina and anal opening.

— Diana Spechler, The Best Masturbation Tips Ever

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Use one finger to run circles around your clitoris, without touching it directly.

— Vanessa Marin, How To Masturbate, Female Style: 8 Steps To Having Orgasms (Without a Vibrator)

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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

— Mae West, Mae West: remembering Hollywood's wittiest sex goddess

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Usually when people say they wanna be a writer they really don’t wanna do anything except, ya know, eat and masturbate.

— Ray Ploshansky (Alex Karpovsky), Girls, Season 2: Boys

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Self-improvement is masturbation.

— Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt), Fight Club

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Last night, a certifiable fox hit on me, and I did not respond. I masturbated furiously afterwards, but only after I'd rejected her.

— Jimmy Shive-Overly (Chris Geere), You're the Worst, Season 2: A Rapidly Mutating Virus

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