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J.K. Simmons Quotes

Total quotes: 16
“[speaking to his wife over the phone] Dear, we agreed to put on a wedding, not go into bankruptcy... Caviar? Who are we inviting, the Czar? Get some cheese and crackers... some of those little cocktail weenies.”
— J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man 2
Tagged: Bankruptcy, czar, caviar, cheese and crackers, cocktail weenies
“Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds? Lookin' for a raise? Get out!”
— J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man 2
Tagged: Spiders, Raise
“I was there to push people beyond what’s expected of them. I believe that’s an absolute necessity.”
— Terence Fletcher, Whiplash
Tagged: motivation
“Nieman, you earned the part. Alternates, will you clean the blood off my drum set?”
— Terence Fletcher, Whiplash
Tagged: Audition, Blood, Drummer
“For the record, Metz wasn't out of tune. You were, Erickson, but he didn't know and that's bad enough.”
— Terence Fletcher, Whiplash
Tagged: tone deaf
“There are no two words in the English language more harmful than 'good job.'”
— Terence Fletcher, Whiplash
Tagged: Good Job, English Language, Harmful
“Are you having boy troubles? Because I gotta be honest with you; I don't much approve of dating in your condition, 'cause well... that's kind of messed up.”
— Mac MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: boy trouble, Dating, don't approve, condition, Pregnancy
“[discussing his son's wedding with his wife over the phone] Flowers? How much? If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! Get plastic!”
— J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man 2
Tagged: Flowers, Plastic Flowers, wedding, expensive
“In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find someone who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you.”
— Mac MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: Love, Unconditional Love, H4D-16
“Not quite my tempo.”
— Terence Fletcher, Whiplash
Tagged: Dismissive, tempo
“I can still fucking see you, Mini Me!”
— Terence Fletcher, Whiplash
Tagged: mini me, heightism
“If you want the fucking part, earn it!”
— Terence Fletcher, Whiplash
Tagged: Audition
“Everybody's out to get something, right?”
— Klaus (voice), Klaus
Tagged: Selfish, Conceited
“Isn't that what you girls call it? Skanky? Skeevy?”
— Mac MacGuff, Juno
Tagged: Girls, Names, skanky
“How do you do this? How does it not get to you?”
— Howard Silk, Counterpart, Season 1: Love the Lie
Tagged: Dealing with Pain, Struggling
“[looking at Spiderman's suit] Spiderman...was a hero. I just couldn't see it. He was a...[looks to see that Spiderman has stolen back the suit]...a thief! A criminal! He stole my suit! He's a menace to the entire city! I want the wall-crawling arachnid prosecuted! I want him strung up by his web! I want Spiderman!!”
— J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man 2
Tagged: criminal, Hero, menace, arachnid
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