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J. Jonah Jameson

J. Jonah Jameson Quotes

Total quotes: 4

J. Jonah Jameson

AKA: J. Jameson

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Philanthropist, Publisher, Chief Executive Officer, Editor-in-chief, Reporter

Total quotes: 4

“[speaking to his wife over the phone] Dear, we agreed to put on a wedding, not go into bankruptcy... Caviar? Who are we inviting, the Czar? Get some cheese and crackers... some of those little cocktail weenies.”

— J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man 2

Tagged: Bankruptcy, czar, caviar, cheese and crackers, cocktail weenies

“Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds? Lookin' for a raise? Get out!”

— J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man 2

Tagged: Spiders, Raise

“[discussing his son's wedding with his wife over the phone] Flowers? How much? If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! Get plastic!”

— J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man 2

Tagged: Flowers, Plastic Flowers, wedding, expensive

“[looking at Spiderman's suit] Spiderman...was a hero. I just couldn't see it. He was a...[looks to see that Spiderman has stolen back the suit]...a thief! A criminal! He stole my suit! He's a menace to the entire city! I want the wall-crawling arachnid prosecuted! I want him strung up by his web! I want Spiderman!!”

— J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man 2

Tagged: criminal, Hero, menace, arachnid

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