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Darrin Stephens: Pete, what do you do when you find out your wife's a witch? A very old witch.

Bartender Al: You do just like I done, pal. I mean, you just gotta learn to live with it.

— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.) (Dick York), Bewitched, Season 1: Eye Of The Beholder

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Samantha Stephens: Excuse me, but is Mr. Claus very busy?

Elf: Well, of course he's busy, what do you think this is the Fourth of July?

— Samantha Stephens (Elizabeth Montgomery), Bewitched, Season 1: A Vision Of Sugar Plums

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Darrin Stephens: Well, what are you going to do?

Samantha Stephens: I thought I'd take him to see Santa Claus.

Darrin Stephens: Another one?

Samantha Stephens: The real one.

Darrin Stephens: The real...? Are you telling—are you trying to tell me there really is...?

Samantha Stephens: Of course there is, darling.

Darrin Stephens: Where? I mean wha-whe-wha-where does he?

Samantha Stephens: Where does he live?

Darrin Stephens: Yeah.

Samantha Stephens: The North Pole!

— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.) (Dick York), Bewitched, Season 1: A Vision Of Sugar Plums

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In 10 years, when the dopamine has waned, remember: life is a crazy ride, its a privilege to go through it with a partner.

— Kristen Bell, How To Have A Long And Happy Marriage

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If a guy leaves when things get a little rocky, it means he is lacking in the most important quality you need in a partner, and that is a man who is committed not only to you, but to making it work.

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A ring that says you’d be together but not have sex. Isn't that called a wedding ring?

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There is latent homophobia in our community. They tried to say that being gay is a sin, and I said that adultery is a sin. Adultery is responsible for breaking up more marriages, but do we put that in the Constitution? It's absurd.

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Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.

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Ned: Alright, that's it, young man! No Bible stories for you tonight!

Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him?

Ned: Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.

— Ned Flanders (Harry Shearer), The Simpsons, Season 3: Bart the Lover

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I don't know what this argument is between you and Tom, but I do know this: even if you are miserable living with him, it's the only way you're gonna be happy!

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In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years, and then we met.

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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

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Beth: When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals.

Jerry: Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.

— Jerry Smith (voice) (Chris Parnell), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Rixty Minutes

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King Edward: I cannot ride to battle like this. I have to have you, and if you will not be my mistress, then you must marry me.

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Love is needing someone. Love is putting up with someone's bad qualities because they somehow complete you.

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There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her.

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I think a lot of people still fantasize about that first love and what might happen if they rekindled the relationship.

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Loving someone despite their faults, failings, or character defects is the most powerful thing you can do.

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I guess for me, as a woman, there was nobody who would tolerate my lifestyle.

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I can’t do this, I can’t just be a wife. I don’t understand how anyone does it—there is literally nothing to do but wait. Wait for a man to come home and love you. Either that or look around for something to distract you.

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So for all you 20-somethings, worrying about finding a husband and having kids — stop. Stop before you look back on your twenties the same way you look back on your teenage years… wishing you spent more time enjoying them rather than trying to grow up.

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Choosing whom to commit ourselves to is merely a case of identifying which particular variety of suffering we would most like to sacrifice ourselves for.

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‎I know you're still young but I want you to understand and learn this now. Marriage can wait, education cannot.

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One should never marry a man who doesn’t own a decent set of scissors. That would be my advice. It leads to bad things.

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Although it may sound ridiculous to say ‘Don’t take it personally’ when your husband tells you he no longer loves you, sometimes that’s exactly what you have to do.

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Whomever I love, however I love them, whether they sleep in my bed or not, or whether I do homework with them or share a child with them, ‘love is love.’

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I am in fact a bad mother. I love my husband more than I love my children.

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I tried to tell myself that I’m young, that this is the time to be casual, careless, lighthearted and fun; don’t ruin it.

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Because, despite the fleeting nature of most of my encounters, and despite my own role in their short duration, I think what I have been seeking in some form from all of these men is permanence.

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I believed I should not allow her to love me . . . But she was also a woman, beautiful and vibrant, and I was a man — in a wheelchair, true — but a man full of heat and desire that sometimes rendered the chair irrelevant.

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And in the end, my married friends were right: There may be a limit to passion, but love flourishes.

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I went to this temple and all these monks were chanting and I didn't feel anything. John's been using these hair products and I don't know who I married anymore.

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All of my friends think you’re the girl I should marry. And I agree.

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