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Darrin Stephens: Pete, what do you do when you find out your wife's a witch? A very old witch.

Bartender Al: You do just like I done, pal. I mean, you just gotta learn to live with it.

— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.) (Dick York), Bewitched, Season 1: Eye Of The Beholder

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Samantha Stephens: Excuse me, but is Mr. Claus very busy?

Elf: Well, of course he's busy, what do you think this is the Fourth of July?

— Samantha Stephens (Elizabeth Montgomery), Bewitched, Season 1: A Vision Of Sugar Plums

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Darrin Stephens: Well, what are you going to do?

Samantha Stephens: I thought I'd take him to see Santa Claus.

Darrin Stephens: Another one?

Samantha Stephens: The real one.

Darrin Stephens: The real...? Are you telling—are you trying to tell me there really is...?

Samantha Stephens: Of course there is, darling.

Darrin Stephens: Where? I mean wha-whe-wha-where does he?

Samantha Stephens: Where does he live?

Darrin Stephens: Yeah.

Samantha Stephens: The North Pole!

— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.) (Dick York), Bewitched, Season 1: A Vision Of Sugar Plums

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Ned: Alright, that's it, young man! No Bible stories for you tonight!

Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him?

Ned: Well, you knew I had a temper when you married me.

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I don't know what this argument is between you and Tom, but I do know this: even if you are miserable living with him, it's the only way you're gonna be happy!

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Beth: When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals.

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— Jerry Smith (voice) (Chris Parnell), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Rixty Minutes

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We don't need to be constantly reasonable in order to have good relationships; all we need to have mastered is the occasional capacity to acknowledge with good grace that we may, in one or two areas, be somewhat insane.

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