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Grace Hanson

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Portrayed by Jane Fonda

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If anybody is going to sit on Ryan Gosling's face it's going to be me.

— Grace Hanson (Jane Fonda)

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Soulmate! Now there there is a meaningless concept.

— Grace Hanson (Jane Fonda)

angry Bitter Soulmates Don't Exist soulmates Broken Heart

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You know, at my age I only have one speed: breakneck. Of course I don't call it that. Because it is a very real fear.

— Grace Hanson (Jane Fonda)

old age One Speed Breakneck Fear Very Real Fear

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Mark: Hey guys, be sure to keep the tea covered! There's a lot of star-constellation energy in there!

Grace: Makes total fucking sense! Thanks, Mark!

— Grace Hanson (Jane Fonda)

Hippies Alternative Medicine Ironic

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Frankie: She's having knee replacement surgery in two days, and her doctor wants her to do a full detox.

Grace: My Angels.

— Grace Hanson (Jane Fonda)

Pills Drugs What To Say When You Love Drugs

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Frankie: I'm an amateur sleuth with an unimpeachable track record.

Grace: Solving the mystery of who put Jolly Ranchers in the blender isn't much of a track record.

— Grace Hanson (Jane Fonda)

Clever Dialogue You're Not A Spy

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Your struggle is an inspiration to all of us. Here are your Gucci loafers.

— Grace Hanson (Jane Fonda)

Irony Rich People Struggles

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Hope is over-rated.

— Grace Hanson (Jane Fonda)

Hope Doubt Overrated Over It

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We are both formidable people who detest children.

— Grace Hanson (Jane Fonda)

kids Children Kids Are Annoying

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Fuck my hell!

— Grace Hanson (Jane Fonda)

Things To Say When You're Annoyed

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Would you mind taking me back home or setting me on fire?

— Grace Hanson (Jane Fonda)

What To Say When You Really Want To Leave Somewhere Get Me Out Of Here!

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You play like an Amish kid!

— Grace Hanson (Jane Fonda)

Amish Diss kid Playing

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I just took muscle relaxors with peyote?

— Grace Hanson (Jane Fonda)

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Grace: I don't know why she has to blow everything out of proportion. Ya know, I might have said some terrible things to her but I was drunk. I didn't mean it.

Babe: Oh. Really? Did you know in North Korea they use vodka as truth serum.

Grace: No they don't.

Babe: Then Dennis Rodman's a fucking liar.

— Grace Hanson (Jane Fonda)

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