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If anybody is going to sit on Ryan Gosling's face it's going to be me.
—
Grace Hanson
(Jane Fonda)
,
Supernatural
,
Season 5
:
The End
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Soulmate! Now there there is a meaningless concept.
—
Grace Hanson
(Jane Fonda)
,
Grace and Frankie
,
Season 4
:
The Lockdown
angry
Bitter
Soulmates Don't Exist
soulmates
Broken Heart
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You know, at my age I only have one speed: breakneck. Of course I don't call it that. Because it is a very real fear.
—
Grace Hanson
(Jane Fonda)
,
Grace and Frankie
,
Season 1
:
The Secrets
old age
One Speed
Breakneck
Fear
Very Real Fear
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Mark:
Hey guys, be sure to keep the tea covered! There's a lot of star-constellation energy in there!
Grace:
Makes total fucking sense! Thanks, Mark!
—
Grace Hanson
(Jane Fonda)
,
Grace and Frankie
,
Season 3
:
The Musical
Hippies
Alternative Medicine
Ironic
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Frankie:
She's having knee replacement surgery in two days, and her doctor wants her to do a full detox.
Grace:
My Angels.
—
Grace Hanson
(Jane Fonda)
,
Grace and Frankie
,
Season 4
:
The Lockdown
Pills
Drugs
What To Say When You Love Drugs
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Frankie:
I'm an amateur sleuth with an unimpeachable track record.
Grace:
Solving the mystery of who put Jolly Ranchers in the blender isn't much of a track record.
—
Grace Hanson
(Jane Fonda)
,
Grace and Frankie
,
Season 4
:
The Tappys
Clever Dialogue
You're Not A Spy
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Your struggle is an inspiration to all of us. Here are your Gucci loafers.
—
Grace Hanson
(Jane Fonda)
,
Grace and Frankie
,
Season 4
:
The Expiration Date
Irony
Rich People Struggles
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Hope is over-rated.
—
Grace Hanson
(Jane Fonda)
,
Grace and Frankie
,
Season 2
:
The Road Trip
Hope
Doubt
Overrated
Over It
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We are both formidable people who detest children.
—
Grace Hanson
(Jane Fonda)
,
Grace and Frankie
,
Season 5
:
The House
kids
Children
Kids Are Annoying
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Fuck my hell!
—
Grace Hanson
(Jane Fonda)
,
Grace and Frankie
,
Season 5
:
The Crosswalk
Things To Say When You're Annoyed
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Would you mind taking me back home or setting me on fire?
—
Grace Hanson
(Jane Fonda)
,
Grace and Frankie
,
Season 4
:
The Lockdown
What To Say When You Really Want To Leave Somewhere
Get Me Out Of Here!
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You play like an Amish kid!
—
Grace Hanson
(Jane Fonda)
,
Grace and Frankie
,
Season 2
:
The Test
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Diss
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Playing
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I just took muscle relaxors with peyote?
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(Jane Fonda)
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Grace
: I don't know why she has to blow everything out of proportion. Ya know, I might have said some terrible things to her but I was drunk. I didn't mean it.
Babe
: Oh. Really? Did you know in North Korea they use vodka as truth serum.
Grace
: No they don't.
Babe
: Then Dennis Rodman's a fucking liar.
—
Grace Hanson
(Jane Fonda)
,
Grace and Frankie
,
Season 2
:
The Party
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Alcohol
Liar
Truth Serum
Drunk
Regrets
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