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Garry Marshall Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Shirley: Laverne, the only parties we've ever been to are bring-your-own.

Laverne: I like bringin' my own... that way I know what I'm gettin'.”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 1: The Society Party
Tagged: BYOB, parties
“Mrs. Feeney: Now tell me, what do you girls like to do on a Saturday night?

Laverne: At home or in a car?”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 1: Mother Knows Worst
Tagged: saturday night, car sex
“Master: They called me master.

Master's Wife: Oh, really? Well. wait until you see what I'm gonna call you!”
— Master, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Threats, Master, Dominance
“Richie: Arlene, we've only been going together for two weeks. It's not like we're married.

Arlene: Richie, one week is a crush. Two weeks is a commitment.”
— Richie Cunningham, Happy Days, Season 1: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Tagged: Going Steady, Commitment, Crush, married
“Richie: We played chess.

Fonzie: You played with her chest?”
— Richie Cunningham, Happy Days, Season 1: All the Way
Tagged: Chess, chest
“Richard, there is one thing that women like men to do. It's what they call 'a romantic gesture.' We men call it 'eating crow.'”
— Howard Cunningham, Happy Days, Season 1: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Tagged: romance, Submission
“I'll be as loose as I ever am on a first date. A little of this, a little of that, but no petting.”
— Shirley Feeney, Laverne & Shirley, Season 1: Dog Day Blind Dates
Tagged: Loose, slutty, heavy petting
“Richie: We played chess.

Fonzie: You played with her chest?”
— Richie Cunningham, Happy Days, Season 1: All the Way
Tagged: Chess, chest, Double Entendre
“Shirley: She went to Chicago and became a nun. I stayed in Milwaukee and became a bimbo.

Laverne: You're no bimbo, Shirl.

Shirley: Yes, I am. Compared to her, I'm a bimbo.

Laverne: She's a nun. Compared to her, Eleanor Roosevelt's a bimbo.”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 1: A Nun's Story
Tagged: Nun, Bimbo, Eleanor Roosevelt, Chastity, Chicago, Milwaukee
“Marion: What do you plan to do when you get out of school?

Fonzie: Oh, I was thinking I might become a cop.

Marion: That's very admirable.

Fonzie: I mean, it's the only job I know where they pay you to drive a motorcycle.”
— Fonzie, Happy Days, Season 1: Fonzie Drops In
Tagged: Cops, Career, Motorcycles
“Laverne: It just doesn't seem fair. A guy with a reputation is a hero. A girl with a reputation is a bimbo It just doesn't seem fair.

Shirley: Well, who knows, maybe a hundred years from now all that will have changed.

Laverne: Yeah, wouldn't it be great if no one cared about your reputation? Think of all the fun you could have!”
— Laverne De Fazio, Laverne & Shirley, Season 1: Once Upon a Rumor
Tagged: Bad Reputation, Slut Shaming, gender double standards, Fun
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