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Ellie Kemper Quotes
|Birthday:||May 2, 1980|
|Birthplace:||Kansas City, Missouri, United States|
|Educated At:||Princeton University, University Of Oxford|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Actor|
Birthday: May 2, 1980
Birthplace: Kansas City, Missouri, United States
Educated At: Princeton University, University Of Oxford
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Actor
Kimmy Schmidt: Hey, Xan, 2090 called. You're dead and you wasted your time on earth.”
Kimmi: [boredly looking at her phone] That you don't know how to use it.
Erin Hannon: Yea, that is old. I asked if you wanted a cold beverage, and you said coffee.”
Kimmy Schmidt: He's not gay. Gay hasn't even gotten to Indiana yet. There are rumors about Ohio.”
Jacqueline Voorhees: No, I got that lasered off.”
Titus Andromedon: It's my cologne—Dutch Oven.”
Michael Scott: What is there to like? He's just... he's a weird little skeevy guy with no waist. Why do you care whether we like him or not?
Erin Hannon: I care if you like him.”
Kimmy Schmidt: Well I had a cell phone, Xan. Obvs. But I lost it. At the zoo. A monkey took it and she wouldn't give it back. Yeah, Xan. The monkey was a woman. Women can be anything these days.”
Titus Andromedon: Trust me, that's not gonna solve all your problems.
Kimmy Schmidt: Dong is the name of the Vietnamese guy in my class. He's good at math.
Titus Andromedon: That's racist!
Kimmy Schmidt: But he is good at math.
Titus Andromedon: I don't make the rules.”