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Elizabeth Sarnoff Quotes

Total quotes: 25
“The record is spinning again. We're just not on the song we wanna be on.”
— Daniel Faraday, Lost, Season 5: LaFleur
Tagged: Life, Metaphors, That's life
“Libby: How'd you get shot, anyway?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: With a gun.”
— James "Sawyer" Ford, Lost, Season 2: Abandoned
Tagged: SASS, Snark, Getting Shot
“You know when I used to get high, I'd watch nature programmes on the Beeb. Polar bears are meant to be quite clever, very clever. They're like the Einsteins of the bear community.”
— Charlie Pace, Lost, Season 3: Further Instructions
Tagged: Getting High, Nature, Polar Bears
“Whose cock did you have to suck in a former life?”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 2: The Audition
Tagged: Former Life, suck, Question
“John Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.

Ben Linus: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen. Because destiny, John...is a fickle bitch.”
— Ben Linus, Lost, Season 4: Cabin Fever
Tagged: Destiny, Fickle, Life
“They're hypocrite cocksuckers. And the fuckin' lyin' instruments and tactics they use to fuck people up the ass can be turned against them.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 2: Amalgamation and Capital
Tagged: Hypocrisy, Cocksucker, Anal Sex
“A.W. Merrick: Why did you strike me?

Doc Cochran: To secure your attention.”
— A.W. Merrick, Deadwood, Season 1: Suffer the Little Children
Tagged: Assault, Attention
“Emerson Hauser: Run along and play now.

Rebecca Madsen: Thanks for being a dick about it.”
— Rebecca Madsen, Alcatraz, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Condescending, Rude, Insulting, dick, Sassy, Snarky
“Payback Ladies? It's just another shit male idea of what strong women are.”
— Sally Reed, Barry, Season 2: The Audition
Tagged: Movie, idea, Strong Women
“What slows me down is thinking about freezing my balls off in a creek for the cocksuckers I'd lose the gold to at poker.”
— Bill Hickock, Deadwood, Season 1: Here Was a Man
Tagged: Freezing, balls, Cocksucker, poker
“Are you on drugs, Barry? Because getting clean is an important part of an actor's journey.”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: Drugs, Clean, Important, actor, Journey, Called Out
“Charles Widmore: We didn't murder those people. But I don't expect you to believe that.

James "Sawyer" Ford: Good, I don't.”
— James "Sawyer" Ford, Lost, Season 6: Recon
Tagged: I Don't Believe You, lying, Murder
“E.B. Farnum: Some ancient Italian maxim fits our situation, whose particulars escape me.

Francis Wolcott: Is the gist that I'm shit outta luck?

E.B. Farnum: Did they speak that way then?”
— E.B. Farnum, Deadwood, Season 2: New Money
Tagged: shit outta luck, italian, maxim
“Scene two, you shit in a pie.”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 2: The Audition
Tagged: two, Pie, Poop
“I've seen this Island do miraculous things. I've seen it heal the sick, but never once has it done anything like this. Dead is dead. You don't get to come back from that, not even here. So the fact that John Locke is walking around this Island... scares the living hell out of me.”
— Benjamin Linus, Lost, Season 5: Dead Is Dead
Tagged: spooky, Scared As Hell, Scared, dead
“Conquering the world is less an art than conquering a man.”
— Kublai Khan, Marco Polo, Season 2: Measure Against The Linchpin
Tagged: World Domination
“That's the title. They can't cut that!”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 2: The Audition
Tagged: title, Cut, Important
“Raw, unapologetic truth with a capital 'T.'”
— Sally Reed, Barry, Season 2: The Audition
Tagged: Raw, Truth, Emphasis , Unapologetic
“He was like a plastic bag blowing in the wind.”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 2: The Audition
Tagged: Simile Examples, Plastic Bag, Wind
“A little story to illustrate: I was doing Long Day's Journey into Night at the Pasadena Playhouse with a bunch of coke heads. It's usually about a three-hour play. We could bring it in at just under thirty-seven minutes. We thought we great!”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: illustrate, Story, coke heads, freat
“[at Locke's funeral]

Ben Linus: John Locke was a...a believer, he was a man of faith, he was... a much better man than I will ever be. And I'm very sorry I murdered him.

Frank Lapidus: [under his breath] Weirdest damn funeral I've ever been to.”
— Benjamin Linus, Lost, Season 6: The Substitute
Tagged: Murder, funeral, Speeches
“Like a good leader, I'm gonna get us some Ubers.”
— NoHo Hank, Barry, Season 2: The Audition
Tagged: Ubers, leader, order
“Apparently, we were unintelligible.”
— Gene Cousineau, Barry, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: apparently, unintelligible, Nonsensical
“That's not even the fucking line!”
— Sally Reed, Barry, Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: upset, Frustrated, Line, not right
“Doctors make the worst patients.”
— Juliet Burke, Lost, Season 4: Cabin Fever
Tagged: doctors, Being A Patient, SASS
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