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Elizabeth Sarnoff

Elizabeth Sarnoff

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Educated At Tisch School Of The Arts

Nationality United States Of America

Occupations Film Producer, Television Producer, Screenwriter

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The record is spinning again. We're just not on the song we wanna be on.

— Daniel Faraday (Jeremy Davies), Lost, Season 5: LaFleur

Life Metaphors That's life

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Libby: How'd you get shot, anyway?

James 'Sawyer' Ford: With a gun.

— James "Sawyer" Ford (Josh Holloway), Lost, Season 2: Abandoned

SASS Snark Getting Shot

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You know when I used to get high, I'd watch nature programmes on the Beeb. Polar bears are meant to be quite clever, very clever. They're like the Einsteins of the bear community.

— Charlie Pace (Dominic Monaghan), Lost, Season 3: Further Instructions

Getting High Nature Polar Bears

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John Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.

Ben Linus: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen. Because destiny, John...is a fickle bitch.

— Ben Linus (Michael Emerson), Lost, Season 4: Cabin Fever

Destiny Fickle Life

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They're hypocrite cocksuckers. And the fuckin' lyin' instruments and tactics they use to fuck people up the ass can be turned against them.

— Al Swearengen (Ian McShane), Deadwood, Season 2: Amalgamation and Capital

Hypocrisy Cocksucker Anal Sex

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A.W. Merrick: Why did you strike me?

Doc Cochran: To secure your attention.

— A.W. Merrick (Jeffrey Jones), Deadwood, Season 1: Suffer the Little Children

Assault Attention

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Emerson Hauser: Run along and play now.

Rebecca Madsen: Thanks for being a dick about it.

— Rebecca Madsen (Sarah Jones), Alcatraz, Season 1: Pilot

Condescending Rude Insulting dick Sassy Snarky

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What slows me down is thinking about freezing my balls off in a creek for the cocksuckers I'd lose the gold to at poker.

— Bill Hickock (Keith Carradine), Deadwood, Season 1: Here Was a Man

Freezing balls Cocksucker poker

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Are you on drugs, Barry? Because getting clean is an important part of an actor's journey.

— Gene Cousineau (Henry Winkler), Barry, Season 1: Chapter Seven: Loud, Fast, and Keep Going

Drugs Clean Important actor Journey Called Out

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Charles Widmore: We didn't murder those people. But I don't expect you to believe that.

James "Sawyer" Ford: Good, I don't.

— James "Sawyer" Ford (Josh Holloway), Lost, Season 6: Recon

I Don't Believe You lying Murder

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E.B. Farnum: Some ancient Italian maxim fits our situation, whose particulars escape me.

Francis Wolcott: Is the gist that I'm shit outta luck?

E.B. Farnum: Did they speak that way then?

— E.B. Farnum (William Sanderson), Deadwood, Season 2: New Money

shit outta luck italian maxim

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I've seen this Island do miraculous things. I've seen it heal the sick, but never once has it done anything like this. Dead is dead. You don't get to come back from that, not even here. So the fact that John Locke is walking around this Island... scares the living hell out of me.

— Benjamin Linus (Michael Emerson), Lost, Season 5: Dead Is Dead

spooky Scared As Hell Scared dead

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Conquering the world is less an art than conquering a man.

— Kublai Khan (Benedict Wong), Marco Polo, Season 2: Measure Against The Linchpin

World Domination

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[at Locke's funeral]

Ben Linus: John Locke was a...a believer, he was a man of faith, he was... a much better man than I will ever be. And I'm very sorry I murdered him.

Frank Lapidus: [under his breath] Weirdest damn funeral I've ever been to.

— Benjamin Linus (Michael Emerson), Lost, Season 6: The Substitute

Murder funeral Speeches

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A little story to illustrate: I was doing Long Day's Journey into Night at the Pasadena Playhouse with a bunch of coke heads. It's usually about a three-hour play. We could bring it in at just under thirty-seven minutes. We thought we great!

— Gene Cousineau (Henry Winkler), Barry, Season 1: Chapter Seven: Loud, Fast, and Keep Going

illustrate Story coke heads freat

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Doctors make the worst patients.

— Juliet Burke (Elizabeth Mitchell), Lost, Season 4: Cabin Fever

doctors Being A Patient SASS

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Apparently, we were unintelligible.

— Gene Cousineau (Henry Winkler), Barry, Season 1: Chapter Seven: Loud, Fast, and Keep Going

apparently unintelligible Nonsensical

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That's not even the fucking line!

— Sally Reed (Sarah Goldberg), Barry, Season 1: Chapter Seven: Loud, Fast, and Keep Going

upset Frustrated Line not right

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