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Al Swearengen Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 1: Mister Wu
Tagged: slitting throat
“Every fuckin’ beatin’ I’m grateful for. Every fuckin’ one of them. Get all the trust beat outta you. And you know what the fuckin’ world is.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 1: Reconnoitering the Rim
Tagged: beating, Torture, Trust
“They're hypocrite cocksuckers. And the fuckin' lyin' instruments and tactics they use to fuck people up the ass can be turned against them.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 2: Amalgamation and Capital
Tagged: Hypocrisy, Cocksucker, Anal Sex
“Blazanov: Fuck confidentiality of communication.

Al Swearengen: Why not fuck a woman instead?

Blazanov: Hope to, eventually.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 3: Unauthorized Cinnamon
Tagged: Fuck, Communication, Confidentiality
“Pain or damage don’t end the world, or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man—and give some back.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 2: E.B. Was Left Out
Tagged: Pain, Damage, Beatings, punishment
“Dan: I'm older, and I'm much less friendly to fuckin' change.

Al Swearengen: Change ain't lookin' for friends. Change calls the tune we dance to.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 3: Tell Your God To Ready For Blood
Tagged: Change, Fate, older
“Get a fuckin' haircut. Looks like your mother fucked a monkey.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 1: Mister Wu
Tagged: haircut, Bad Haircuts
“I'd rather try touching the moon than take on a whore's thinking.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 1: Plague
Tagged: Whore, Thinking, touching the moon, impossible
“E.B. Farnham: It's Hearst. Hearst: is he Caesar, to have fights to the death for diversion? Murder his workers at whim? Smash passages in the fucking wall? A man of less wealth would be in fucking restraints.

Al Swearingen: We're in the presence of the new.

E.B.: Fuck the fucking new! Jesus Christ, Al. Is it over for us here?”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 3: A Rich Find
Tagged: Hearst, caesar, Jesus Christ
“Al: [after waking up from his 'coma'] Did you fuck me when I was out?


Dan: Hell, no.


Al: Then quit looking at me like that.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 2: Complications
Tagged: Coma, Waking Up, morning hair
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