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Eddie Murphy Quotes

Total quotes: 30
“Yeah, this ain’t gonna be pretty. But don’t you worry, okay? Things will work out. We started this thing together, and that’s how we’ll finish it. I promise.”
— Mushu (voice), Mulan
Tagged: Optimism, Encouragement
“Axel Foley: If something happens to her...

Victor Maitland: Hmmm...? I'm all ears.

Axel Foley: I'll kill you.

Victor Maitland: Really? That would be a neat trick.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Death Threat
“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Sleepover, manly, Stories, Waffles
“Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this. Dishonor on you!”
— Mushu (voice), Mulan
Tagged: Dishonor, Shame
“Donkey: So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?

Shrek: Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.

Donkey: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Dragon, fire-breathing, pain in the neck
“[Donkey keeps humming the 'Duloc' song]
Shrek: All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.

Donkey: Sorry 'bout that.”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Singing, Annoying, spanking
“This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Neat Police
“I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while, 'cause I ordered some pizza.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Plush Jail Cells, Pizza
“Axel Foley: Is this your car?

Jenny Summers: Oh, no. In Beverly Hills we just take whichever car is closest.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Beverly Hills, Grand Theft Auto
“[looking for a certain type of flower]
Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: blue flower, red thorns, Color Blind
“Donkey: Hi, Princess!

Princess Fiona: It talks!

Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Sick Burns, insults, talk, shut up
“Princess Fiona: [as ogre] Donkey, shh, shh. It's me... in this body.

Donkey: [gasps] Oh, my God, you ate the princess!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Cannibalism
“You risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions.”
— Mushu (voice), Mulan
Tagged: risks, Risk Taking
“You can't go in 'cause you're a cop in this town. You go in there without probable cause, they're gonna call it an illegal search. You know that. Or didn't they teach you that in cop school?”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Cop School, Probable Cause, Fourth Amendment
“Hey, come on. You went to save your father’s life. Who knew you’d end up shaming him and disgracing your ancestors and losing all your friends. You know, you just gotta… You gotta learn to let these things go.”
— Mushu (voice), Mulan
Tagged: Let It Go, Shame
“How can a black man, dressed like me just walk into your bonded section without any question what so ever.”
— Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: 80s Movies Quotes
“Well I've seen enough, you want something to drink? Beer or something? I got some stuff in the trunk.”
— Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: 80s Movies Quotes
“Your not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? You gotta say it like, "Look man, I ain't falling for no banana in my tailpipe!"”
— Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: 80s Movies Quotes
“I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going...take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it...”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: stairs, Threats, butt whipping
“If you’re gonna stay, you’re gonna work.””
— Mushu (voice), Mulan
Tagged: Work Hard, Hardworker
“I’m travel-sized for your convenience!”
— Mushu (voice), Mulan
Tagged: tiny, convenience
“My little baby is all grown up and saving China.”
— Mushu (voice), Mulan
Tagged: compliments, Pride
“Tell Victor that Ramon—the fella he met about a week ago?—tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: STDs, Male Hustler, Herpes
“It's going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on.”
— Donkey, Shrek 2
Tagged: champagne, Wish, Dream, caviar, rich
“Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard, but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: dick, Erections
“The position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.”
— Donkey, Shrek 2
Tagged: Annoying, animal, Position
“ Before I go, I just want you two to know something, alright? The super cop story... was working. Okay? It was working, and you guys just messed it up. Okay? I'm trying to figure you guys out, but I haven't yet. But it's cool. You fuck up a perfectly good lie.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Super Cop, Fuck Up, Lie
“Donkey: Okay, let me get this straight: you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad'll give you back your swamp, which you only don't have 'cause he filled it full of freaks in the first place. Is that about right?

Shrek: You know what? Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: insults, Anthropomorphism
“Donkey: [looks at a hovel] Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Shrek: That, would be my home.

Donkey: Oh...and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Oops, insults, hovel, walking it back
“Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, I'm a small reporter from Rolling Stone magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article 'Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World,' but now I think I might as well just call it 'Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Niggers Allowed in There!'”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: racism, N Word, nigger, Michael Jackson, rolling stone
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