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Eddie Murphy Quotes

Total quotes: 19
“Yeah, this ain’t gonna be pretty. But don’t you worry, okay? Things will work out. We started this thing together, and that’s how we’ll finish it. I promise.”
— Mushu (voice), Mulan
Tagged: Optimism, Encouragement
“Axel Foley: If something happens to her...

Victor Maitland: Hmmm...? I'm all ears.

Axel Foley: I'll kill you.

Victor Maitland: Really? That would be a neat trick.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Death Threat
“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Sleepover, manly, Stories, Waffles
“This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Neat Police
“I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while, 'cause I ordered some pizza.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Plush Jail Cells, Pizza
“Axel Foley: Is this your car?

Jenny Summers: Oh, no. In Beverly Hills we just take whichever car is closest.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Beverly Hills, Grand Theft Auto
“[looking for a certain type of flower]
Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: blue flower, red thorns, Color Blind
“Donkey: Hi, Princess!

Princess Fiona: It talks!

Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Sick Burns, insults, talk, shut up
“Princess Fiona: [as ogre] Donkey, shh, shh. It's me... in this body.

Donkey: [gasps] Oh, my God, you ate the princess!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Cannibalism
“You risked your life to help people you love. I risked your life to help myself. At least you had good intentions.”
— Mushu (voice), Mulan
Tagged: risks, Risk Taking
“You can't go in 'cause you're a cop in this town. You go in there without probable cause, they're gonna call it an illegal search. You know that. Or didn't they teach you that in cop school?”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Cop School, Probable Cause, Fourth Amendment
“Hey, come on. You went to save your father’s life. Who knew you’d end up shaming him and disgracing your ancestors and losing all your friends. You know, you just gotta… You gotta learn to let these things go.”
— Mushu (voice), Mulan
Tagged: Let It Go, Shame
“Well I've seen enough, you want something to drink? Beer or something? I got some stuff in the trunk.”
— Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: 80s Movies Quotes
“Your not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? You gotta say it like, "Look man, I ain't falling for no banana in my tailpipe!"”
— Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: 80s Movies Quotes
“I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going...take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it...”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: stairs, Threats, butt whipping
“Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard, but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: dick, Erections
“The position of annoying talking animal has already been taken.”
— Donkey, Shrek 2
Tagged: Annoying, animal, Position
“ Before I go, I just want you two to know something, alright? The super cop story... was working. Okay? It was working, and you guys just messed it up. Okay? I'm trying to figure you guys out, but I haven't yet. But it's cool. You fuck up a perfectly good lie.”
— Det. Axel Foley, Beverly Hills Cop
Tagged: Super Cop, Fuck Up, Lie
“Donkey: [looks at a hovel] Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Shrek: That, would be my home.

Donkey: Oh...and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Oops, insults, hovel, walking it back
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