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Donkey (voice) Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Sleepover, manly, Stories, Waffles
“Donkey: So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?

Shrek: Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.

Donkey: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Dragon, fire-breathing, pain in the neck
“[Donkey keeps humming the 'Duloc' song]
Shrek: All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.

Donkey: Sorry 'bout that.”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Singing, Annoying, spanking
“[looking for a certain type of flower]
Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasn't COLOR-BLIND!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: blue flower, red thorns, Color Blind
“Donkey: Hi, Princess!

Princess Fiona: It talks!

Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Sick Burns, insults, talk, shut up
“Princess Fiona: [as ogre] Donkey, shh, shh. It's me... in this body.

Donkey: [gasps] Oh, my God, you ate the princess!”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Cannibalism
“I'll find those stairs. I'll whip their butt, too. Those stairs won't know which way they're going...take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Don't mess wit' me. I'm the Stair Master. I've mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, I'd step all over it...”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: stairs, Threats, butt whipping
“Donkey: Okay, let me get this straight: you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad'll give you back your swamp, which you only don't have 'cause he filled it full of freaks in the first place. Is that about right?

Shrek: You know what? Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: insults, Anthropomorphism
“Donkey: [looks at a hovel] Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?

Shrek: That, would be my home.

Donkey: Oh...and it is LOVELY! You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.”
— Donkey (voice), Shrek
Tagged: Oops, insults, hovel, walking it back
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