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David M. Stern Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Martin: A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth has a better chance of passing this test than you do.

Bart: Thanks for the pep talk...”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart Gets an F
Tagged: blindfold, chimp, Pencil, pep talk, sarcastic
“I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 10: Marge Simpson in
Tagged: Possible, Blows, Sucks, annoyed
“Monica Waters: You're not eating.

Adrian Monk: I ate in the bathroom. I had some mints.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk and the Other Woman
Tagged: eating, food, bathroom, Mints
“I don't mind change. I just don't like to be there when it happens.”
— Adrian Monk , Monk, Season 1: Mr. Monk and the Other Woman
Tagged: Change, don't mind, happens
“No, You don't understand. I tried. I really tried.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart Gets an F
Tagged: Understand, Tried, School, tests, grades
“Part of this D-minus belongs to God.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart Gets an F
Tagged: God, shout out, grade, School, test
“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 4: Duffless
Tagged: Kill, Death, Beer, Thirst, sweet, Tasty
“You think you know fear? Well, I've seen them naked!”
— Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 3: Homer Alone
Tagged: Fear, Naked, ick
“As God is my witness, I can pass the fourth grade.”
— Bart Simpson, The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart Gets an F
Tagged: God, Witness, Pass, fourth grade
“It's hard to imagine being twelve years old...and going without certain things. Like three months off in the summertime. Or a good bicycle to cruise the neighborhood on. More than anything though, it's hard to imagine being twelve years old...and not having a best-friend like Paul Pfeiffer. Paul was the nicest kid I ever knew. He would have done anything for me—I know it. And I would have done anything for him. At least, I always thought I would.”
— Narrator (Adult Kevin), The Wonder Years, Season 2: Loosiers
Tagged: Summertime, Bicycles
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