“Women think I'm tasty, but they're always tryin' to waste me.”— The Rolling Stones, open.spotify.com
“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”— David M. Stern, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“Can I tell you something about apricots? ... 1 in 30 is a good one. It's such a low percentage fruit.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“OH, NO! 239 lbs?!? I'm a whale! Why are all the good things so tasty?”— Jon Vitti, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“I would like to be President someday so no I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie.”— Rachel Axler, Leslie Knope, Amy Poehler, imdb.com