“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”— David M. Stern, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says, ‘I can’t do this. I need water.’ The man says, ‘I didn’t know dogs could talk.’ The horse says, ‘Me, neither!’”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“What is it about sleep that makes you so thirsty? Do dreams require liquid? It's not like I'm running a marathon, I'm just lying there.”— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Wealth is like sea-water; the more we drink, the thirstier we become.”— Arthur Schopenhauer, amazon.com
“A writer who turns a phrase beautifully can turn me on, as can someone who makes me laugh.”— Roxane Gay, instyle.com
“And yet to wine, to opium even, I prefer the elixir of your lips on which love flaunts itself; and in the wasteland of desire your eyes afford the wells to slake my thirst.”— Charles Baudelaire, amazon.com