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Dan Kael Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Salem: Hmm. I knew this day would come. Sabrina, it's time for the talk.

Sabrina: Most girls get it from their mothers, I get it from the cat.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Sabrina's Got Spirit
Tagged: the talk, Cat, Magic, Animals, joke
“Sabrina: So you're my prince...

Aaron: Not a prince, just a man who wants to spend the rest of his life with you.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: You Slay Me
Tagged: Prince, wedding, Royal, Love, sweet, Confession
“Hilda: Maybe we should start with something simple. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Harvey: A penny saved is a penny earned.

Salem: Don't eat yellow snow.”
— Hilda Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 6: Deliver Us from E-mail
Tagged: Advice, Adage, wise, joke
“Miles: Okay, I've checked out all the bedrooms and closets. And, Morgan, while you have an interesting selection of hosiery, I detect no supernatural activity.

Morgan: You went looking for poltergeists in my underwear drawer?

Miles: For your own protection.”
— Morgan Cavanaugh, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Sabrina's Got Spirit
Tagged: Poltergeist, Supernatural, Raunchy, Underwear, Irreverent, Ghost Hunting, joke
“Morgan: Sabrina, what is my ex-boyfriend doing here?

Sabrina: Uh, he's my friend. And, besides, you said it was okay.

Morgan: I must have been tweezing or waxing at the time. You know you can't talk to me then!”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Sabrina's Got Spirit
Tagged: awkward, Self-Care, waxing, Womanhood, party, breakup
“Sabrina: Hey, guys, what's going on?

Morgan: We're clearing out of here. Grab all you can carry.

Roxie: It turns out it wasn't you. The whole house is possessed.

Miles: And unlike scantily-dressed teenagers in slasher movies, we know when to leave.”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 5: Sabrina's Got Spirit
Tagged: Supernatural, Possessed, Horror, scary, Movies, spirits, joke
“Sabrina: Okay, you go and distract Roxie.

Morgan: Okay. How?

Sabrina: Haven't you ever distracted anyone before?

Morgan: Well, yeah, but I don't think Roxie's gonna fall for the 'Oops, my strap broke!' trick.

Sabrina: It's worth a shot. ”
— Sabrina Spellman, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: It's a Hot, Hot, Hot, Hot Christmas
Tagged: joke, Distraction, flirty, Scheme, Irreverent
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