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Carter Bays Quotes

Total quotes: 18
“There are two big days in any love story: the day you meet the girl of your dreams and the day you marry her.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 6: Big Days
Tagged: Marriage, Love Stories, Dreams, big days
“It's kind of insane how much happened in just a day and a half.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Daisy
Tagged: insane, Action-Packed, happened
“Whether a gesture's charming or alarming, depends on how it's received.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Mother Season 8: The Final Page
Tagged: charming, Alarming, Gesture
“Because sometimes even if you know how something's gonna end that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 2: Monday Night Football
Tagged: Carpe Diem, enjoy the ride
“If I ask you to change too many things about yourself, you're not gonna be the man I fell in love with. Turns out I accept and appreciate even the grossest, creepiest, most sociopathic parts of you.”
— Robin Scherbatsky, How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Mother Season 8: The Fortress
Tagged: Loving Their Flaws, Acceptance
“We spend an hour arguing about where to eat, and we end up here anyway. I haven't eaten for two days. Can we please, for the love of God, just order something now?”
— Robin Scherbatsky, How I Met Your Mother, Season 4: The Best Burger in New York
Tagged: Hunger, Arguing, order food
“You guys dated before. That time counts. The clock doesn't reset to zero. It un-pauses from where you left off.”
— Lily Aldrin, How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Mother Season 8: The Autumn of Break-Ups
Tagged: Dating, Breakups, reunited
“Somewhere along the line, I forgot to pursue my dream and now I'm old and I'm a mom and it's just too late for me.”
— Lily Aldrin, How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Mother Season 8: The Ashtray
Tagged: Dreams, Dream Deferred, Old, Mom, Too Late
“Three days. We wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait... True story.”
— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother, Season 4: The Three Days Rule
Tagged: jesus, Three Days Rule
“There’s three rules of cheating: 1. It’s not cheating if you’re not the one who’s married. 2. It’s not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if she’s from a different area code.”
— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother, Season 3: No Tomorrow
Tagged: Cheating, Cheaters
“That was the year I was left at the altar. The year I was beat up by a crazy bartender. The year I got fired. The year I got beat up by a goat, a girl goat at that. And dammit, if it wasn't the best year of my life.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 4: The Leap
Tagged: Life, Left at the Altar, Bartender, Fired, Best Year Of My Life
“In marriage, being right is less important than being supportive. Remember: Happy wife equals happy life.”
— Lily Aldrin, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: The Poker Game
Tagged: Marriage, Being Right, being supportive, Happy Wife
“I've never asked Lily to do anything ‘no questions asked’ because I never wanted to. She's the love of my life. I never keep anything from her.”
— Marshall Eriksen, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: No Questions Asked
Tagged: no questions asked, Love of My Life
“Say goodbye to all the times you felt lost, to all the times it was a No instead of a Yes, to all the scrapes and bruises, to all the heartache.”
— Lily Aldrin, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Last Time in New York
Tagged: Goodbyes, Moving Forward
“Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.”
— Marshall Eriksen, How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Mother Season 8: The Final Page
Tagged: revenge fantasies, never work out
“When you believe in people, people come through.”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Coming Back
Tagged: Belief, Faith, Persistence, rewards
“You see, kids, right from the moment I met your mom I knew, I have to love this woman as much as I can, and as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, not even for a second. I carried that lesson through every stupid fight we ever had, every 5 a.m. Christmas morning, every sleepy Sunday afternoon, every speed bump, every pang of jealousy or boredom or uncertainty that came our way. I carried that lesson with me.’”
— Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: Last Forever
Tagged: caring, Christmas, Jealousy, Boredom, Uncertainty
“ I love everything about her, and I’m not a guy who says that lightly. I’m a guy who has faked love his entire life. I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to -- and there have been times that I wanted to. It has been... overwhelming and humbling and even painful at times, but I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing. I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows.”
— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Mother Season 8: Splitsville
Tagged: Loving Someone, Madly In Love
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