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Marshall Eriksen Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“I've never asked Lily to do anything ‘no questions asked’ because I never wanted to. She's the love of my life. I never keep anything from her.”
— Marshall Eriksen, How I Met Your Mother, Season 9: No Questions Asked
Tagged: no questions asked, Love of My Life
“That’s life, you know, we never end up where you thought you wanted to be.”
— Marshall Eriksen, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: Life, Fate, Destiny, Change, Acceptance, HIMYM, how i met your mother
“Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.”
— Marshall Eriksen, How I Met Your Mother, How I Met Your Mother Season 8: The Final Page
Tagged: revenge fantasies, never work out
“Lily, there are a million reasons why I love you. You make me laugh, you take care of me when I'm sick, you're sweet, caring and you even created an egg dish and named it after me. She puts a little Italian dressing on the eggs before she cooks them, it's called Eggs Marshall and it's awesome. But the main reason is you're my best friend, Lily. You're the best friend I've ever had.”
— Marshall Eriksen, How I Met Your Mother, Season 2: Something Borrowed
Tagged: Love, how do i love thee, BFF
“Ted, how many times have I told you to put the lid back on the peanut butter jar?! It's this inconsiderate, immature jackassery that makes me feel like I'm living in The Real World house! And not the early days when they all had jobs and social consciences, I'm talking about Hawaii, and after! I can't take it anymore! Ted, Lily and I are married now! It's time! We're getting our own place!”
— Marshall Eriksen, How I Met Your Mother, Season 3: Dowisetrepla
Tagged: Peanut Butter, inconsiderate, real world, Hawaii
“Marshall: I vow to always sit next to you and hug you, even if you're covered in vomit, Whether it's yours or Marvin's, or in the case of what came to be known as Spew Year's Eve 1998—My own.

Lily: I vow to stop getting so angry…

Marshall: Ooh, I just thought of another one.


Lily: …when you interrupt me.


Marshall: Mine was to interrupt you less, so that's good. I vow to finally stop petitioning Paul McCartney to let Weird Al record 'Chicken Pot Pie' to the tune of 'Live and Let Die.' It's over. I'll let it go.


Lily: I vow to cry less during this pregnancy.


Marshall: I vow to cry less during this Vikings season.

Lily: Mm, with that secondary, I wouldn't make that promise.

Marshall: I vow to keep at least 80 percent of these vows.

Lily: That seems high.

Marshall: And I vow to keep updating them as we go. Because one set of vows, it can't cover a lifetime of growing and changing with you, of raising children with you, falling more and more in love with you every day, Lily Aldrin, which is what I vow to do for the rest of my life.”
— Marshall Eriksen, Lily Aldrin, How I Met Your Mother
Tagged: HIMYM, Declarations Of Love
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