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Caitriona Balfe

Caitriona Balfe

Birthname

Birthday October 4, 1979

Birthplace Monaghan, Ireland

Nationality Ireland

Occupations Model, Actor

Characters Portrayed

Claire Randall

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Claire: I'm a nurse.

Jamie: Aye. [Looks at Claire's chest]

Claire: Not a wet nurse.

— Claire Randall (Caitriona Balfe)

nurse Wet Nurse Raunchy joke One-Liner

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Claire: It's too long and heavy for me

Rupert: Lasses say that to me all the time

— Claire Randall (Caitriona Balfe)

Raunchy joke NSFW innuendo

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Frank: Might you have forgotten him... with time?

Claire: That amount of time doesn't exist.

— Claire Randall (Caitriona Balfe)

Love True Love Romantic Time forget Longing

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Brianna: Just admit it! Admit that you are not a perfect person. Own up to the fact that you fucked someone else while you were married to Daddy. Just like a million other bored housewives.

Claire: I was not bored! And what Jamie and I had was a hell of a lot more than fucking! He was the love of my life!

— Claire Randall (Caitriona Balfe)

Fuck Sex NSFW Cheating Marriage Love housewife

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I suppose getting burned as a witch is better than freezing to death.

— Claire Randall (Caitriona Balfe)

witch Persecution Burning Freezing joke Death

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Claire: Listen to me. If you ever raise a hand to me again, James Fraser, I will cut out your heart and eat it for breakfast, do you understand me?

Jamie: Aye, you have my word.

— Claire Randall (Caitriona Balfe)

Abuse Threat Warning Violence Sex Promise

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'Luceo non uro.' I shine, not burn.

— Claire Randall (Caitriona Balfe)

italian Shine burn Inspiring Motto

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People disappear all the time. Young girls run away from home. Children stray from their parents and are never seen again. Housewives take the grocery money and a taxi to the train station. Most are found, eventually. Disappearances, after all, have explanations... Usually.

— Claire Randall (Caitriona Balfe)

Disappear Missing strange Supernatural creepy

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Jamie: Be Yuletide by the time we get back to Leoch.

Claire: Christmas. I don't suppose you hang stockings by the fire.

Jamie: To dry them off, you mean?

Claire: Nevermind.

— Claire Randall (Caitriona Balfe)

Christmas Holidays joke Misunderstanding stockings

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Doesn't this distress any of you? How this city treats its poor and underprivileged? Surely you must see the staggering numbers of them as you travel along the city? Just yesterday I saw a woman and her child dead, in the middle of the road. It was absolutely horrible. Surely we must do something to change the situation?

— Claire Randall (Caitriona Balfe)

Uprising Activism Distress Underprivileged Rebellious

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Strange, the things you remember. Single images and feelings that stay with you down through the years. Like the moment I'd realized I'd never owned a vase. That I'd never lived in any place long enough to justify having such a simple thing. And how at that moment, I wanted nothing so much in all the world as to have a vase of my very own.

— Claire Randall (Caitriona Balfe)

Vase Simplicity Memory Want Yearning

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Rupert: So there I am, in bed, harelip Chrissie on my left and sweaty Nettie, the butcher's daughter, on my right. They get jealous of each other, start arguin' about who I'm goin' to swive first. Can you believe it?

Claire: I believe your left hand gets jealous of your right. That's about all I believe.

— Claire Randall (Caitriona Balfe)

Sex masturbation Raunchy NSFW threesome joke Lie

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Claire: You beast!

Captain Jonathan Randall: You can do better than that.

Claire: You fucking sadistic piece of shit! I should have slit your throat when you were lying on the ground at Fort William!

Captain Jonathan Randall: Yes. I'm afraid you will come to regret that small act of humanity.

— Claire Randall (Caitriona Balfe)

Sadistic angry Curse swearing humanity Regret Violence

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Sabrina: Can you distract a room full of poets?

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Hilda: Oh.

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She knew where to toe the line between right and raunchy.

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I'm gonna be like a ninja losing his virginity, quick and discreet.

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More drinking, less feeling.

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I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.

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I’ll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.

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So, you're in the nuclear biz? I once dated a guy named Adam, but then we split!

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Claire: Where did you learn to kiss like that?

Jamie: I said I was a virgin, not a monk.

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Does anyone have any Q-tips? Because I can't believe what I'm hearing.

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