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April Ludgate Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Time is money; Money is power; Power is pizza; Pizza is knowledge. Let’s go!”
— April Ludgate, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 6: Second Chunce
Tagged: humor, Funny, Power, Pizza, Knowledge, Money
“I really only listen to, like, German death reggae, Halloween sound effects from the 1950s, and Bette Midler. Obviously.”
— April Ludgate, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Funny, Music, Bette Midler
“I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.”
— April Ludgate, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Funny, Drinking, Wine
“I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Ann.”
— April Ludgate, Parks and Recreation, Parks and Recreation Season 4: Bus Tour
Tagged: Listening, strongly, Disagree
“Jerry: 'I really wish I could have your body.' 
Tom: 'What?' 
April: 'Eww, like tied up naked in your basement?' 
Jerry: 'No, no I mean you’re in good shape and you can eat whatever you want.' 
Leslie: 'That was weird, Jerry.'”
— Jerry Gergich, Tom Haverford, April Ludgate, Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Funny, Body, Health, Miscommunication, Weird
“Horizons are dumb. Never broaden your horizons.”
— April Ludgate, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Funny, Horizons, Goals
“I declare everything you are saying is stupid.”
— April Ludgate, Parks & Rec
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People, talking, Stupid
“The air is so fresh. It’s disgusting.”
— April Ludgate, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Funny, Fresh Air
“Ugh. I hate talking to people about things.”
— April Ludgate, Parks & Rec
Tagged: fuck off, Go Away, Irritated, People, talking
“We have a couple of house rules, though. You can’t use the front door. You have to climb in through the back window. No personal phone conversations. If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal ‘usted.’ And no electricity after 6:00 PM.

A couple more rules: if you ever watch a sad movie, you have to wear mascara so we can see whether or not you’ve been crying. There’s no noise allowed on Mondays. And no TV after breakfast.”
— April Ludgate, Parks and Recreation
Tagged: humor, Funny, House Rules
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