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Amy Sedaris Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“Laura! Clear our my schedule! I have to push a boulder up a hill and then have it roll over me time and time again with no regard for my well-being! ”
— Princess Carolyn, BoJack Horseman, BoJack Horseman Season 1: Later
Tagged: Dantes Inferno
“So you're an albino rhino gyno?”
— Princess Carolyn, Love And/Or Marriage
“Why would you serve dates and not have a place to put the pits? You know, some people just have no class.”
— Princess Carolyn, Still Broken
Tagged: parties
“That woman can knock a drink back like a Kennedy at a wake for another Kennedy, but I'll be damned if she doesn't get sh** done!”
— Princess Carolyn, BoJack Horseman, BoJack Horseman Season 3: Love And/Or Marriage
“This funeral's a real who's-who. Henry Winkler, Jake and Maggot Gyllenhaal, that Pakistani girl who keeps winning Nobel Prizes—I'm gonna go rub me some elbows.”
— Princess Carolyn, Still Broken
Tagged: Funeral Crashing, Networking
“You know a lot of people go their whole lives and they never give a damn. But Herb, he gave those beavers a dam. ”
— Princess Carolyn, Still Broken
“Stop pissing off the orphans. A lot of them grow up to be serial killers.”
— Princess Carolyn, Out to Sea
“I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.”
— Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
Tagged: Alone, Discover, self
“Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.”
— Amy Sedaris, Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People
Tagged: Pets, Dogs, Love, Death
“I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.”
— Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
Tagged: Alone, alone time, Discovery
“BoJack, I'm gonna level with you, honey. This whole you-hating-the-troops thing is not great.”
— Princess Carolyn, BoJack Hates the Troops
“I imagine my great, great, great granddaughter in the future talking to her class about me, she's poised and funny and tells people about me and how everything's worked out in the end, and when I think about that I think about how everything's going to work out because how else could she tell people? ”
— Princess Carolyn, Ruthie
“You gotta get your shit together. So you took some licks, but you're gonna bounce back! Because you're talented, you're smart, and damn it, you're good! You are a goddamn American treasure, you know that? You are BoJack goddamn Horseman. So get the hell off my lawn!”
— Princess Carolyn, Say Anything
“Put the corpse on ice. I'm on my way.”
— Princess Carolyn, BoJack Kills
Tagged: Problem Solving
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